JOB INTERVIEW中，五件事最好别提

5 WORST THINGS YOU CAN SAY DURING A JOB INTERVIEW!

By MARK MILLER

ALTHOUGH there are hundreds of books available telling you the right things to do in a jobsearch situation, at long last a major study reveals the five worst possible things you can say during a job interview!

"Say any one of these things and you are guaranteed to not only not get the job, but also to be booted out (赶出去,=kick out) of the office and never welcomed back," states Ashley Wilkes, public information officer for the National Employment Survey Group, which produced the study.

Based on the study's results, the five things you should absolutely avoid saying during a job interview are:

1 "Is that a photo of your daughter? Wow, she looks like she'd really be fun in the sack (在睡觉的时候)!"

2 "Hey, Lardo, are you pregnant with triplets(三胞胎), or just grotesquely (古怪地,怪异地)overweight?"

3 "So that 'no smoking' sign is just for cigarettes, or does it include marijuana(大麻)?"

4 "I really want this job, and if you don't hire me, I swear I'll kill you and everyone you love."

5 "I despise(鄙视) everything your company stands for, but you've got the best health insurance coverage for syphilitic crack-hos."