- 医生住在楼下2007-11-07 14:42:30
- The doctor lives downstairs "Doctor," she said loudly, bouncing into the room, "I want you to say frankly what's wrong with me." He surveyed her from head to foot. "
- 哪一个女人2007-11-07 14:42:08
- Which woman? One evening I drove my husband's car to the shopping mall. On my return, I noticed that how dusty the outside of his car was and cleaned it up a bit.When I finally entered the
- 只剩一个引擎2007-11-07 14:41:29
- One Engine Left A 747 was halfway across the Atlantic when the captain got on the loud speaker, "Attention, passengers. We have lost one of our engines, but we can certainly reach London w
- 对“年轻者”的忠告2007-11-07 14:41:07
- Advice for "Kid" A bit of advice for those about to retire. If you are only 65, never move to a retirement community. Everybody else is n their 70s, 80s, or 90s. So when something has
- 瞌睡者 2007-11-07 14:40:45
- The preacher was vexed because a certain member of his congregation always fell asleep during the sermon. As the man was snoring in the front row one Sunday, the preacher determined he would te
- 逻辑推理 2007-11-07 14:40:24
- Logic Reasoning A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson on logic. "Here is the situation," she said. "a man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river, fi
- 约会2007-11-07 14:40:01
- When the young waitress in the café in Tom's building started waving hello everyday. Tom was flattered, for she was at least 15 years younger than he. One day she waved and beckoned to Tom again
- 理所当然 2007-11-07 14:39:37
- THE SCHOOL HEALTH FORMS had been distributed to the students with an error---the word "Sex" had been spelled with an "o". One mother, filling out the form for her son, wrote in
- 精明的家庭主妇 2007-11-07 14:39:16
- A Smart Housewife. A smart housewife was told that there was a kind of stove which would only consume half of the coal she was burning. She was very excited, and said: "That'll be terrifi
- 可是老师哭了 2007-11-07 14:38:54
- But the teacher cried The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled . His father knew it, but his grandma doted on him. He hardly left her side. And when he wanted anything, he either cried or
- 只算现金和信用卡 2007-11-07 14:38:30
- Only cash and credit cards When a man called a motel and asked how much they charged for a room, the clerk told him that the rates depend on room size and number of people. "
- 狗也知道这个谚语吗？ 2007-11-07 14:38:07
- Does the dog know the proverb, too? The little boy did not like the look of the barking dog. "It's all right," said a gentleman, "don't be afraid. Don't you know the
- 父亲在哪儿？ 2007-11-07 14:37:48
- Where is the father? Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings. "Look," said the elder brother. "How nice these paintings are!" "Yes," said
- 吝啬鬼请客2007-11-07 14:37:28
- The mean man's party. The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to 5M and ring the doorbell with your
- 给我那个打赢的2007-11-07 14:37:05
- Bring me the winner -- Waiter, this lobster has only one claw. -- I'm sorry, sir. It must have been in a fight. -- Well, bring me the winner then. 给我那个打赢的吧 -- 服务员，
- 我的狗不识字2007-11-07 14:36:38
- Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog! Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers! Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read.
我的狗不识 - 是灯光吸引了他们？ 2007-11-07 14:36:15
- Do you think it's the light that's attracting them? Mike and his pregnant wife live on a farm in a rural area in the west of England. No running water, no electricity, etc. One night, Mikes'
- 可怜的丈夫 2007-11-07 14:35:54
- The poor husband"You can't imagine how difficult it is for me to deal with my wife," the man complained to his friend. "She asks me a question, then answers it herself, and after that
- 我没有睡着 2007-11-07 14:35:33
- I Wasn't Asleep When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and
- 他真是一个大人物2007-11-07 14:35:12
- He is really somebody -- My uncle has 1000 men under him. -- He is really somebody. What does he do? -- A maintenance man in a cemetery. 他真是一个大人物 -- 我叔叔下面有1000
- 它们是从美国直接带来的2007-11-07 14:34:46
- Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave her. At the bank counter, the
- 趣味英语Q&A2007-11-07 14:34:22
- Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea?
A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys.
猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢？你可能会直接的想到它们俩是一大一小。但除此之外呢，那就是猴 - I LOVE YOU 的真正含义2007-10-29 08:44:20
- I-Inject --------------------投入 L-Loyal---------------------忠诚 O-Observant ---------------------用心 V-Valiant --------------------勇敢 E-Enjoyment --------------------喜悦 Y-Ye
- 英语中的外来语一览2007-10-29 08:35:46
- 英语属于印欧语系(Indo-European languages)，包含着印度、西亚和欧洲的语言。目前使用的英语单词中，有不少是从非印欧语系“拿来”的，这在狭义上，就是英语中的外来语。 Chinese(汉语) bonsai：盆栽(花卉)
- 趣味妙谈：什么是hip hop？ 2007-10-29 08:25:56
- 广义而言，hip hop多指流行于城市年轻人中一种凸显自我的街头文化，甚或可以说成是一种生活态度，包括语言、服饰或标榜“帅”、“酷”的招牌动作。若具体体现在装束上，其最明显的标志是他们宽松的T恤、轻便的球
