- A dollar per point 一分一块钱 2007-10-21 03:52:23
- A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait.
一天，教授正在给学生们监考。他发下试卷，然后回到讲台前等待。Once the test - 哪有人能弯腰弯那么低的啊? 2007-10-21 03:52:08
- How could anyone stoop so low?Our manager at the restaurant where I worked was a much beloved, jovial man. But there was one subject you didn't dare discuss in front of him -- his height. Or, should
- Which woman? 2007-10-21 03:51:50
- One evening I drove my husband's car to the shopping mall.
一天晚上我开着丈夫的车去购物，On my return, I noticed that how dusty the outside of his car was and cleaned it up a bit.When I finally enter - Do You Know My Work？ 2007-10-21 03:51:33
- One night a hotel caught fire， and the people who were staying in it ran out in their night clothes．
一天晚上，一家旅馆失火，住在这家旅馆里的人穿着睡 衣就跑了出来。Two men stood outside and looked a - Cheap price for a horse 2007-10-21 03:51:08
- After his beloved horse died, a man wanted to place an ad in the newspaper like this:" Horse saddle and bridle for $50."
一个人衷爱的马死了，他打算在报上登则广告如下：“50元卖马鞍和马缰绳。” - Blind Date 相亲2007-10-21 03:41:52
- Blind Date
相亲After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date. Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have an - The Indian Who Could Foretell the Weather 预报天气的印第安人2007-10-21 03:41:25
- The Indian Who Could Foretell the Weather
Two men were travelling in a very wild and lonely part of America． For days they had not even seen a house， only a few huts made of wood， or tents ma - A Smart Housewife 精明的家庭主妇 2007-10-21 03:41:12
- A smart housewife was told that there was a kind of stove which would only consume half of the coal she was burning.
一位精明的家庭主妇听人说有一种炉子用起来可以比她现在用的炉子省一半的煤。She was ve - This Is My Love 孩子眼中的爱情 2007-10-21 03:40:37
- Love is go to McDonalds arm in arm.
—— Abbey ( four years old ) Love is to get married, a dad, a mom, and a little baby. —— Hadow ( there and a half years old ) Love is when two share one ice cre - The New Baby 新宝宝 2007-10-21 03:40:25
- Mr. and Mrs. Taylor had a seven-year-old boy named Pat. Now Mrs. Taylor was expecting another child.
泰勒夫妇有一个七岁的儿子，名叫帕特。现在泰勒太太正怀着第二胎。Pat had seen babies in other people' - 是什么让科威特的男人走在女人的后面？ 2007-10-21 03:40:12
- Reversal of Roles
Barbara Walters did a story on gender roles in Kuwait several years before the Gulf War. She noted then that women customarily walked about 10 feet behind their husbands.
- Three Men in a Pub 2007-10-21 03:40:01
- There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are
talking about the amount of control they have over their
wives, while the third remains quiet.After a while one of the first two turns to the - 家丑不可外扬 2007-10-21 03:39:45
- Mixed Doubles Teacher of Physical Education: Have you ever seen mixed doubles, boys? Nick: Yes, sir. Quite often. I saw it even last night. Teacher: Please tell us something about it.
- 其余的事由我负责 I'll See to the Rest2007-10-21 03:39:19
- 其余的事由我负责 一位车上的列车员刚发出信号让火车启动，这时他看见一位很漂亮的姑娘站在站台上一节打开的车厢门旁边，跟车厢里另一位漂亮姑娘在说话。 “快点，小姐!”他喊道：“请把门关上。” “噢，我还没有和
- Free advice? 免费的建议？ 2007-10-21 03:38:46
- A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice. After an hour of this, t
- 新发现 New Discovery 2007-10-21 03:38:30
- 新发现 一个乡下人第一次到大城市游逛。他走进一座大楼，看见一个岁数很大的矮胖女人迈进一个小房间。房间的门随后关上，有几个灯在闪亮。一会儿，门开了，电梯里走出一位年青漂亮的女模特。 乡下人惊奇地眨着眼睛，
- My First Time and My Last Time 第一次与最后一次2007-10-21 03:38:11
- My First and My Last When George was thirty-five, he bought a small plane and learned to fly it. He soon became very good and made his plane do all kinds of tricks. George had a friend. His name was M
- Chaude and Cold 热与冷2007-10-21 03:37:57
- A patron in Montreal cafe turned on a tap in the washroom and got scalded. "This is an outrage," he complained. "The faucet marked C gave me boiling water.""But, Monsieur, C s
- I need a transplant 我需要器官移植[音频]2007-10-21 03:33:53
- I need a transplant
我需要器官移植The patient is adamant. "Doc, I need a liver transplant, a kidney transplant, a heart transplant, a cornea transplant, a spleen transplant, a pancreas trans. . . - 十大经典店铺口号 2007-10-21 03:33:40
- 1.Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary, we hear you coming." 一家消声器店外："根本不用预约，我们听到你来了！" 2.Outside a hotel: "Help! We need inn-experienced pe
- 英语笑话大家读 2007-10-21 03:27:56
- Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea?
A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys.
猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢？你可能会直接的想到它们俩是一大一小。但除此之外呢，那就是猴 - Mommy is hitting the bottle 妈妈在砸瓶子2007-10-21 03:26:06
- A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup to come out of the bottle. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her four-year-old daughter to answer the phone. The child said, "Mommy can't
- Headstone "Strange"的墓石[音频]2007-10-21 03:22:56
- 幽默音频A lawyer named Strange was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made his selection, the stonecutter asked him what inscription he would like on it. "Here lies an honest man and a lawyer
- I Lost 我输了2007-10-21 03:22:39
- It was at a five o’clock tea． A young man came to the hostess to apologize for his lateness． “So good of you to come， Mr．Jones，and where is your brother？” “You see we're very busy in the of
- 外语的重要性 2007-10-21 03:19:30
- A cat and her four kittens ran into a large dog. When the kittens cowered, the cat let out a series of loud barks, scaring the dog away. Turning to her kittens, the cat said, "You see how
