充满智慧的英文短信

收集的一些英文手机短信，或是搞笑或是充满了智慧：
 
搞笑短信

Roses are red,
violence is blue,
...
Someone like you
belongs to the zoo!
 

Don't be mad,
don't be blue,
Einstein was
ugly too!
 

Every morning I pray2 God that
everybody should get a friend like u,
...
Why should I be the only to
suffer...??
 

CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama.
FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this.
 

A-ur attractive
B-ur beautiful
C-ur caring
D-ur delicous
E-ur exciting
F-ur funny
G-ur gorgeous
H-ur heavenly
I-IM
J-JUST
K-KIDDING
L-LOSER!
 
朋友之间的短信

Flowers need sunshine, violets need dew, all angels in heaven know
I need u. years may fly, tears may dry, but my friendship with u
will never die.
 

I asked God 4 a flower, he gave me a garden. Asked 4 a tree, he gave
me a forest. Asked 4 a river, he gave me an ocean. Asked 4 a friend, he gave me you.
 

To the world you may be one person but to one person you may be the world.
 

If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in the garden
& cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!
 
恋人之间的短信

A B C D E F G H I J
K L M N O P  Q R S
T    V W X Y Z
oopz! i miss "U"
 

Yes,baby. God made you first, but there is always a rough draft
before the final copy. :)
 

If I had the letter "HRT", I can add "EA" to get heart or a "U" and
get "HURT". But Id rather choose "U" and get "HURT" than to have
a "HEART" without "U".

充满智慧的短信
 

God gave u 2 legs to walk.2 hands to hold.2 ears to hear.2 eyes to
see.But why did he giv u only 1 Heart? Probably because He wants
you to look for the other.
 

Yesterday is history tomorrow is a mystery.today is a gift that is
why we call it the present!