- Desperation （绝望） 2007-10-21 03:19:08
- DesperationOne night, as a couple laid down for bed, the husband gently tapped his wife on the shoulder and started rubbing her arm. The wife turned over and said, "I'm sorry, honey, I've got a
- 狗也知道这个谚语吗？2007-10-21 03:18:51
- The little boy did not like the look of the barking dog.
"It's all right," said a gentleman, "don't be afraid. Don't you know the proverb: Barking dogs don't bite?&qu - The bear and the rabbit 熊和兔子 2007-10-21 03:18:32
- There once was a bear and a rabbit that hated each other. One day, they found a genie（神） in a lamp who said he would grant them each three wishes. The bear went first and he said,” I wish to be th
- MOSES & JESUS 摩西和耶稣 2007-10-21 03:18:19
- A burglar breaks into a house. He sees a CD player that he wants so he takes it. Then he hears a voice "JESUS is watching you". He looks around with his flashlight wandering "What The H
- 时间对猪有什么意义 2007-10-21 03:18:03
- One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads, see how the farms looked, and perhaps to see how farmers earned their living. The city man saw a farmer in
- from America 它们是从美国带来的[音频]2007-10-21 03:14:35
- 音频幽默They are directly from America 它们是直接从美国带来的
Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit t - 80 years old 2007-10-21 03:14:20
- An 80-year-old woman married an 85-year-old man. After about 6 months together the woman wasn't feeling well and she went to her doctor. The doctor examined and said, "Congratulations Mrs. Jones
- 爆笑中英文对照：柔弱又强悍 那才叫女人 2007-10-21 03:13:59
- 女人 women If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman 如果你亲她, 那你就没有绅士风度 If you don't, you are not a man 可是如果你不亲她, 那你就不算男子汉! If you praise her, she thinks you are lying 如果
- A mobile phone call 2007-10-21 03:13:41
- A woman wanted to reach her husband on his mobile phone but discovered that
she was out of credit; she instructed her son - to use his own phone to
pass across an urgent message to daddy who is at sit - A Man of Actions 言出必行2007-10-21 03:13:18
- A crowd of student was gathered on the campus of Oxford University.“You can have no doubt,”shouted a young man excitedly,“that if the Dean does not take back what he said to me this morning, I
- Bedtime Prayers睡前祷告 2007-10-21 03:13:05
- Julie was saying her bedtime prayers. "Please God," she said, "Make Naples the capital of Italy. Make Naples the capital of Italy."
Her mother interrupted and said, " - A poor poet 一名可怜的诗人 2007-10-21 03:12:30
- Poet: I hope you've received the little volume of poems I sent you. Woman: Oh, yes. It's very nice. I wonder where I've put it? Her son: It's under the leg of the table, Mom, to make it
- Pain Transference 疼痛转移2007-10-21 03:12:05
- A married couple went to the hospital together to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain
- How to Reject？不喜欢他如何巧妙拒绝他？ 2007-10-21 03:11:41
- 1、HE : Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out. SHE: Okay, get out. 2、HE : Is this seat empty? SHE: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down. 3、HE : Can I buy you a drink? SHE: Actually, I'd rather
- 你停止打你老婆了吗？[音频]2007-10-21 02:57:28
- 音频笑话Have You Ceased Beating Your Wife？
你停止打你老婆了吗? This story is told of a browbeating counsel，who habitually endeavored to terrorize his opponent's witnesses．
One witness rather ten - A burglar 入室盗窃者 2007-10-21 02:57:10
- A man went to the police office wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. "You will get your chance in court." said the Desk Sergeant. "
- 充满智慧的英文短信 2007-10-21 02:56:52
- 收集的一些英文手机短信，或是搞笑或是充满了智慧：
搞笑短信
Roses are red,
violence is blue,
...
Someone like you
belongs to the zoo!
Don't be mad,
don't be blue,
Einstein was
ugly too!
Every m - Coincidence 巧合 2007-10-21 02:56:21
- A woman was singing. One of the guest criticized the singer to the man beside him.
"What a terrible voice." He said. "Do you know who she is?"
"Yes." the man - 女孩应该记住的几句英文 2007-10-21 02:52:56
- 1.The nice men are ugly. 好男人不帅。
2.The handsome men are not nice.
帅男人不好。
3.The handsome and nice men are gay. 又帅又好的男人是同性恋
4.The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married. - It's part of the game 2007-10-21 02:52:44
- Mother: Mary, why do you yell and scream so much? Play quietly like Eddie. See, he doesn't make a sound. Mary: Of course he doesn't. Mom, it's part of the game we are playing. He is Daddy co
- Whose Father Was the Stronger Man 谁的父亲更强壮2007-10-21 02:50:30
- Will and Bill were quarrelling about whose father was the stronger man. Will said, “Well, you know the Pacific Ocean ? My father's the one who dug the hole for it.” Bill wasn't impressed, “
- What a big deal 2007-10-21 02:50:17
- A young businessman had just started his business, and rented a beautiful office. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear busy, the businessman picked up the phon
- Who was the first Man? 2007-10-21 02:49:52
- A teacher said to her class:
"Who was the first man?" “George Washington," a little boy shouted promptly. "How do you make out that George Washington was the first man? - The Looney Bin (疯人院) 2007-10-21 02:49:24
- Late one night at the insane asylum (疯人院）one inmate shouted, "I am Napoleon!" Another one said, "How do you know?" The first inmate said, "God told me!"
- Our Tails 我们的尾巴 2007-10-21 02:49:02
- The lecturer on evolution had been going on for nearly two hours. then he started again, and said he:"Let me ask the evolutionist a question --- if we had tails like a baboon, where are they?&quo
