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Canadian, Eh? 2007-10-21 02:48:44
There were three explorers, hiking through what is now known as Canada.
"You know," said one of the explorers, "we should name this place we're hiking through."
"I know,&qu
If you love someone 2007-10-21 02:48:18
If You Love SomeoneShakespeare:
if you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, here's the poison, suicide
yourself for her.
Optimist:
If you love someon
A POOR MAN!2007-10-21 02:48:03
"Oh, my poor man," exclaimed the kind old lady, "It must be dreadful to be lame. But it would be much worse if you were blind." "You're absolutely right," said the begg
美式幽默的范例 - 美国人电话留言精选2007-10-21 02:44:43
美国人电话留言精选 中国家庭并不常用电话答录机(Answering Machine),但在北美家庭,几乎家家都用。外来电话拨入时,若该电话号码的主人不在,就会让拨入者听到一段留言,这叫Answer。绝大多数的 Answer都是千篇一律
奇怪的关系 2007-10-21 02:44:26
Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies. The nurse comes up to the first man and says, "Congratulations, you got twins." The man said "
关于夫妻的英语笑话8则2007-10-21 02:44:06
英语和汉语一样,都具有丰富多彩的表达方式;从英语笑话中体会英语语言的精华,也是寓教于乐,轻松学习英语的好办法,现摘录关于夫妻的英语笑话八则,以飨读者。 JOKE 1
Wife talking to her husband (who reads ne
一秒钟与一百万 A Second and A Million Dollars 2007-10-21 02:43:38
A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny", then the man says: "God, what is a million years to
Who discovered America 2007-10-21 02:43:25
TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America.
PAPPU : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America ?
CLASS : PAPPU! 老师:帕普,去地图前找到北美洲。帕普:在这儿!老师:正
黑人的幽默,黑人给白人的一封信2007-10-21 02:41:00
黑人给白人的一封信Dear white, something you got to know亲爱的白种人,有几件事你必须知道。
When I was born, I was black.当我出生时,我是黑色的
When I grow up, I am black.我长大了,我是黑色的
When I’m
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