The Princess Bride

THE KID

What? What?

GRANDFATHER

No, it's kissing again. You don't want to hear it.

THE KID

I don't mind so much.

He gestures for his Grandfather to read

GRANDFATHER

Okay.

CUT TO:

BUTTERCUP AND WESTLEY

GRANDFATHER (O.S.)

Since the invention of the kiss, there have been five kisses that were rated the most passionate, the most pure. This one left them all behind. The end.

CUT TO:

THE KID'S ROOM

The Grandfather snaps the book closed.

GRANDFATHER

Now I think you ought to go to sleep.

THE KID

Okay.

GRANDFATHER

(standing, readying to leave)

Okay. Okay. Okay. All right. So long.

THE KID

Grandpa?

(the old man stops, turns)

Maybe you could come over and read it again to me tomorrow.

GRANDFATHER

(there is a pause; then)

As you wish...

And his smile is enough. As The Grandfather steps out the door,

FINAL FADE OUT

THE END