Pump Up The Volume
时间:2007-10-23 10:45:43来源: 作者:
Marla - You don't know how happy we are to meet you.
Nora - Listen I got to go, but it was really nice to have met you, bye Mark.
Marla - No, you don't have to go. Mark she doesn't have to go.
Nora - Bye now, see you tomorrow.
<Nora exits>
Brian - You've been a bad dog haven't you. You know for a second there we though you were that crazy DJ character.
Mark - Maybe he's not that crazy Dad.
Brian - Right! Very funny. Go get her, go on. <Brian and Marla exit> That's my idea of home work.
Marla - Yeah.
Happy Harry Hardon - Sorry about that folks, technical difficulties. Lets see who we have out there tonight hey. The usual band of teenage malcotets. I certainly hope so, because Happy Harry Hardon is feeling kind of rude tonight.
Brian - That little leech.
Marla - Like father, like son.
Happy Harry Hardon - Oh I feel good, dam <Happy Harry Hardon takes of his T Shirt> Well, well, well, well. The big news! The emergency PTA meeting to discuss your truly. Yes all the professionals have come out to talk about little old me and now they've all run home to tune in and listen to what they've all been talking about. They say that I am dillusioned, demented, deranged and so guess what I say, SO BE IT! I say rise up in the cafeterias and stab them with your plastic forks. I say flogging and flactuance for Mrs Creswood, she gets a hundred lashes for every kid she's hounded out of that fucking place. I say down with all guidance councillors, make them work for a living. I can't stay away from this man. Oh I got to give him another call. Here I come Deave.
Police Dispatcher - Hot line. Believe it or not we care.
Happy Harry Hardon - Believe it or not this is Happy Harry Hardon and I would like the pleasure of speaking to Mr Deaver.
Police Dispatcher - Just a moment, I'll see if he's available.
Happy Harry Hardon - I love it, the bitch is putting me on hold. I'm waiting for you. You can run, but you can not hide Mr Deaver. Waiting for the Deave.
Deaver - Hello my young friend.
Happy Harry Hardon - You're in on it right Mr Deaver.
Deaver - It's all over son this phone call has been traced and who ever you are, your History.
Happy Harry Hardon - Well, so be it, alleuelya.
Mazz - Don't just sit there man, run!
Happy Harry Hardon - Don't worry about me, I'm alright. You see I bet what's happening out there is that the police are busting some old couple who have been un-knowingly supplying me with my phone fees. I am everywhere. I am inside each and every single one of you. Just look in and I will be there waving out at yeah, naked wearing only a cock ring, heh, heh. Wow, time flies when you're on the run. I'm gonna cut out now with this unusual song I'm dedicating to an unusual person who makes me feel kind of unusual.
<Ivan Neville plays>
Nora - It's okay you don't have to talk, you don't have to say anything and you don't have to do anything, unless you want to.
Mark - You're so different. <Nora takes her top off> I meant your so fearless. I wish I could be like you.
Nora - You are.
Mark - I wish I could say things to you.
Nora - You do.
Mark - Everything's so strange.
Nora - Yeah.
Mark - Maybe we're just crazy.
Nora - So be it.
<A police car pulls up nearby>
Nora - It's the cops!
Mark - It's okay. I think they're just dropping in on my neighbour.
Nora - So are you really wearing a cock ring.
Mark - I've never even seen one.
Nora - Oh yeah.
Mark - Yeah, I read about them in a magazine.
Nora - Maybe I don't believe you. <Tries to unzip Mark's jeans>
Mark - I swear, what are you doing. I have neighbours, stop!
Nora - So you can talk when you want to.
Mark - Yes I can.
Nora - Maybe we should pause first stage personal identification. I got to go.
<The next day outside Hubert Humphrey>
Shep Sheppard - It's been three days since the death of Malcolm Kaiser and state and local officials have still little idea of the identity of this so called Happy Harry Hardon or though many are convinced he is a student at this school.
<Mark approaches Nora at the school gates>
Nora - Hi.
Mark - Are you okay.
Nora - Yeah, are you.
Mark - Yeah.
<After a beautiful couple stalled attempts to kiss each other, their lips finally meet>
Nora - This is deep your message is out there. "The Truth Is A Virus"
Mark - Oh God! Jesus, this whole thing is making me ill.
Nora - Mark what is with you.
Mark - Look Nora last night was a mistake, I'm not going on any more, it's over.
Nora - But your so close.
Mark - Close to what.
Nora - To getting your message across.
Mark - This is my life you're screwing around with here you know.
Nora - Not any more it isn't, this is everyone's life. Mark you can't leave it like this, people are confused.
Mark - So am I.
Nora - Mark!
Mark - The things fucked up, it's crazy!
Nora - No, no the world is fucked up just like you said. Don't you see that you're the voice, you're the voice we're all waiting for.
Mark - You're completely nuts. <Mark runs off>
Nora - Yeah, well you make me nuts.
<Murdock scours the school to find Creswood's so called troubled students>
<Creswood's office>
Creswood <On the phone to Brian Hunter> - No Brian everything is under control. I've just ordered psychiatric evaluations on a couple of the key trouble makers. I can do what ever I like, it's my school, Commissioner. No you're not coming over here, you'll only upset me more good bye!
<Creswood turns her head to her key trouble makers> Well shall we have a look at these files, or shall we discuss the identity of our DJ friend.
<Murdock turns off a Happy Harry Hardon tape in The Alcove>
Murdock - Don't push me people, you understand that. <People start making funny noises behind him>
Cheryl - They got forced to take me back.
<Mazz appears to put some graffiti on the wall>
Murdock - Where're you going?
Mazz - I'm putting this up.
Murdock - You're not putting anything up. You're not supposed to be here. <Murdock pushes Mazz>
Mazz - Hey, hey! Murdock you're getting so touchy.
Murdock - Your not supposed to be here. <Murdock attacks Mazz>
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