Full Metal Jacket

RAFTERMAN
(laughs)

Joker... we're gonna have to put you up for the Congressional Medal of... Ugly!

(laughs)

Joker looks at Rafterman, blankly.

DONLON
Hard core, man. Fucking hard core.

EXT. BURNING CITY – NIGHT

The platoon moves through the city, silhouetted against the raging fires. A scene in hell.

JOKER

(narration)

We have nailed our names in the pages of history enough for today. We hump down to the Perfume River to set in for the night.

The marines start to sing.

MARINE PLATOON

(singing)

Who's the leader of the club that's made for you and me?

M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E.

Hey there. Hi there. Ho there. You're as welcome as can be.

M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E.

Mickey Mouse. (Mickey Mouse.)

Mickey Mouse. (Mickey Mouse.)

Forever let us hold our banner high.

High. High. High.

Come along and sing a song and join the jamboree.

M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E.

Here we go a-marching and a-shouting merrily.

M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E.

We play fair and we work hard and we're in harmony.

M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E.

Mickey Mouse. (Mickey Mouse.)

Mickey Mouse. (Mickey Mouse.)

Forever let us hold our banner high.

High. High. High.

Boys and girls from far and near you're as welcome as can be.

M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E.

Who's the leader of the club that's made for you and me?

M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E.

Who is marching coast to coast and far across the sea?

M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E.

Mickey Mouse. (Mickey Mouse.)

Mickey Mouse. (Mickey Mouse.)

Forever let us hold his banner high.

High. High. High.

Come along and sing a song and join the family.

M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E.

JOKER (V.O.)

My thoughts drift back to erect nipple wet dreams about Mary Jane Rottencrotch and the Great Homecoming Fuck Fantasy. I am so happy that I am alive, in one piece and short. I'm in a world of shit... yes. But I am alive. And I am not afraid.

MARINE PLATOON

(singing)

Come along and sing this song and join our family.

M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E.

The marines march off into the distance.

MARINE PLATOON

(singing)

Who's the leader of the club that's made for you and me?

M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E.

Hey there! Hi there! Ho there!

You're as welcome as can be.

Mickey Mouse...

The sound fades away as the scene fades to black.

THE END