Home Alone

Harry pulls open the door and walks into a glue covered plastic wrapping

material spread across the door opening. It sticks to his face. He pulls it

off, leaving the glue on his face. Harry walks forward, trips over a rope

which then activates the fan, which blows the feathers into his face,

effectively tar and feather him.

Marv comes in through the window. He smiles, believing that he is home

free, then stomps down with bare feet onto the glass ornaments. He falls

backwards on his rear onto other glass ornaments.

"I'm going to kill that kid," shouts Marv.

[More real jeopardy for Kevin.]

Harry wipes the feathers from his face as Marv enters the dining room.

"Marv?"

"Harry?"

"Why the hell did you take Your shoes off?"

"Why the hell are you dressed like a chicken?"

[Great misinterpretation that is plausible]

Kevin yells down at them from the top of the staircase.

"I'm up here, you morons. Come and get me!"

Harry and Marv run towards the staircase but step on the miniature cars and

fall down onto the floor.

"You guys give up, or are You thirsty for more?" says Kevin.

Harry gets up and steps on Marv as he rushes up the staircase. Kevin swings

a can of paint attached to rope down at Harry.

"Heads up," shouts Harry as he ducks.

The can slams Marv in the head and knocks him back down the stairway. Harry

looks down at Marv and says, "Don't worry, Marv, I'll get him for you!"

Harry then turns around just in time to get hit in the head with a second

swinging paint can. This knocks Harry off the stairs and down on top of

Marv.

Kevin tests a trip wire on the landing.

Harry is lying on top of Marv.

"He's only a kid, Harry. We can take him."

"Ahh, shut up, will you!"

"Oh, you're missing some teeth," says Marv.

"My gold tooth. My gold tooth. I'll kill him. I'll kill him!" screams

Harry.

Kevin speaks into the phone with a muffled voice.

He says, "Help, my house is being robbed. My address is 656 Lincoln Blvd.

My name is Murphy."

Harry and Marv get up to the landing and run after Kevin. Harry falls over

the trip wire. Marv dives at Kevin and grabs hold of his pant leg. Kevin

struggles to get up the attic steps, as Marv holds onto him. The tarantula

walks across the attic steps. Kevin struggles to reach it, then picks it up

and places it on Marv's nose. Marv screams as he lets go of Kevin's leg.

Kevin runs up into the attic. Marv throws the spider off him and it lands

on Harry's stomach. Marv picks up his crow bar and approaches Harry. In the

attic, Kevin grabs hold of the pulley and prepares to slide along the rope

across the yard into the tree house.

Marv, in an attempt to kill the tarantula, slams the crowbar onto Harry's

chest. He misses the tarantula. Harry gets up, grills the crowbar from

Marv, and hits him three times.

Kevin slides across the yard into the tree house. His feet go through the

opposite side of the house. Marv and Harry stare at the rope from the attic

window.

"Where did he go," asks Harry.

"Maybe he committed suicide," says Marv.

"Down here you big horses ass," shouts Kevin. "Come and get me before I

call the police."

"Wait, wait, that's just what he wants us to do," says Harry.

"He's calling the cops," says Marv.

"From a tree house?" says Harry.

Harry starts to shimmy across on the rope. Marv follows. When they are

about a third of the way across, Kevin takes out some hedge clippers and

yells, "Hey guys, check this out!"

Harry and Marv try to work their way back to the attic. Kevin cuts the rope

and they slam into the side of the building, then fall onto the ground.

Marv and Harry lie flat on their backs in the snow.

Kevin runs down the ladder from the tree house and across the yard past

Marv and Harry. They get up and run after him, across the street towards

the Murphy house.

"Hey, I'm calling the cops," yells Kevin.

"Wait, he wants us to follow him. I got a better idea. Come on."

Kevin runs down into the cellar of the Murphy house. It is flooded with

water. He runs up the basement steps and opens the door to the kitchen.

Harry and Marv are waiting for him.