Home Alone

He runs into Buzz's room, then opens Buzz's chest. Kevin reads a playboy

magazine. "No clothes on anybody. It's sickening!" He then finds some

firecrackers. "Cool, firecrackers. I'll save these for later. Buzz, I'm

going through all your private stuff. You better come out and pound me."

Kevin picks up a picture of Buzz's fat girlfriend.

"Buzz, your girlfriend. Wuff!"

Kevin sees the rifle on the wall.

He places nature figurines on the clothes dump ledge, then shoots at them

with the air-gun. He's a good shot, and knocks each one into the dumpster

with one shot each.

INT: KITCHEN: DAY

The kitchen counter is a mess with ice-cream slopped all over the counter.

INT: LIVING ROOM: DAY

A videotape, "ANGELS WITH FILTHY SOULS" is placed into the VCR. Kevin

watches the tape.

INTERCUT VIDEOTAPE SEQUENCE

Knock on door.

"Who is it?"

"It's me, snakes. I got the stuff."

"Leave it on the doorstep and get the hell out of here."

"All right, Johnny. But where's my money?"

"What money?"

"A.C. said you had some dough for me."

"Is that a fact? How much do I owe you?"

"A.C. said 10%."

"Too bad A.C. ain't in charge no more. He'll call you when he gets out."

Kevin calls out to no one. "Guys, I'm eating junk food and watching

rubbish. You better come out and stop me."

"Hey, I tell you what I'm going to do, snakes. I'm gonna give you to the

count of ten to git your ugly no good yellow keister off my property before

I pump you full of lead."

"All right, Johnny. I'm sorry. I'm going."

"One ... two ... ten!"

Johnny guns down snakes, laughing and gloating as he watches him die. "Keep

the change you filthy animal!"

Kevin becomes frightened and yells out for his mother. "Mom!"

INT: AIRPLANE: DAY

Kay is asleep on Peter's shoulder. She suddenly awakes, then checks her

wallet.

"What's the matter," asks Peter.

"I have a terrible feeling," says Kay.

"About what?"

"That we didn't do something."

"No, you feel that way because we left in a hurry. We took care of

everything. Believe me we did."

"Did I turn off the coffee?"

"No. I did."

"Did you lock up?"

"yeah.

"Did you close the garage?"

"That's it. I forgot to close the garage. that's it."

"No, that's not it," says Kay.

"What else could we be forgetting?"

"KEVIN!!!" shouts Kay.

INT: TOP OF STAIRCASE: DAY

Kevin positions a toboggan on the top of the stairs, pointed down to the

open front door. He slides down the staircase, out the front door, and onto

the front lawn.

INT: AIRPLANE: DAY

Aunt Leslie, Uncle Frank, and Peter try to console Kay.

"The Captain is doing all he can, but the phones are still out of order,"

says a stewardess.

"Horrible, horrible," says Frank.

"How could we do this. We forgot him."

"Didn't forget him. We miscounted," says Peter.

"What kind of mother am I?" says Kay.

"If it makes you fell any better," says Frank, "I forgot my reading

glasses."

They all stare at him in disbelief

[ Frank's statements are inappropriate to the situation. This comparison

trivializes the situation. Reading glasses are radically smaller in

importance to a small eight year old child. ]

EXT: STREET: NIGHT

"Five families down on one block alone. They all told me from their own

mouths," says Harry, the burglar who was disguised as a cop

. "It's almost too easy," says Marv.

"Check it out. All the houses with nobody home has automatic timers in

their houses, and I have it all figured out. Watch this," says Harry.

"Number 664 will be going on right NOW!" The lights go on inside this

house.

"Number 672 right now! Number 671, now! And that's the one, Marv. That's

the silver doughnut."

"Oh, it's very G."

"Very G, huh. It's loaded. It's got lots of goods. Stereos. VCRs. Possibly

looking at some very fine jewelry. Possible cash hoard. Unmarketable

securities. Who knows. Grab your crowbar."

"Crowbar up!" responds Marv.

INT: LIVING ROOM: NIGHT

Kevin is asleep in the chair as the TV plays the Grinch that stole

Christmas.

EXT: STREET: NIGHT

The burglar's van pulls up in front of Kevin's house, then backs into the

driveway. Kevin hears the car door slam shut, and this wakes him up. The

two burglars walk to the back of the house. Kevin sees them go by his

window. They try to enter the house through the basement door. Kevin runs

through his house turning on all the lights. The burglars try to open the

door with crowbars. Kevin turns on the basement light. This scares the

burglars and they run away.

INT: PARENT'S BEDROOM: NIGHT

Kevin hides under the bed.

EXT: AIRPORT: DAY

Plane takes off.

INT: PARIS AIRPORT: DAY