JASON GOES TO HELL: THE FINAL FRIDAY

As Josh continues to SCREAM, we

FADE TO BLACK:

25 INT. DINER - NIGHT

Steven and Randy sit by the counter, Vicki stands beside them

and we can see Ward back in the kitchen, cooking up some food.

STEVEN

(to Vicki)

What do you mean you've never made a

prank call?

VICKI

Never.

STEVEN

You mean never as in really never, or

never as in it was just so stupid you

don't want to tell us about it?

VICKI

I mean really never.

STEVEN

I'm sorry to hear that. A famous man

once said -- there is no worse regret

then a temptation resisted.

A beat.

RANDY

Jesus, Steven, that's...that's really

lovely.

STEVEN

I mean, how can you go through life

without never having made a prank

call?

RANDY

Hell, when Steven was a kid, he was

like, having strippers delivered to

church Bingos and shit.

VICKI

That's disgusting.

STEVEN

Disgusting? Bingo night was sold out

for six months after that! They

raised enough money to build a day

care center.

RANDY

It was a community service.

STEVEN

Absolutely. The church even sent me

an autographed picture of God.

(yelling to the back)

Ward!

WARD

(shouting from back)

Yeah!

STEVEN

You ever make a prank call?

WARD

I called an adoption agency once when

I was like nine or something and I

told them I wanted to trade my mom in

for a box of Lincoln Logs.

Suddenly, a wet sponge comes flying in from offscreen and

hits Ward in the face.

JOEY B. (O.S.)

Why don't you shut the fuck up and

cook those burgers?!

WARD

I really wanted those fuckin' Logs.

ON STEVEN

As he gets up and walks over to the pay phone in the diner.

RANDY

What are you doing?

STEVEN

Showing Vicki what she missed out on

by being such a dull kid. Now, the

first thing you need in making a

prank call is, of course, a phone.

(holds up the phone)

This one, for instance.

RANDY

Steven, c'mon, we're not thirteen...

STEVEN

Next, you dial a number.

VICKI

Really, Steven, I don't want you to

do this...

Steven dials a number.

CLOSE ON

The receiver to see Steven click it off out of view of the

others.

STEVEN

...and it's now ringing...ringing...

and -- Hello? Anthony's Pizzeria?

Yeah, this is officer Randy Parker

over at the station.