Kids

Telly smacks Casper on the back of his head. Casper is startled and spills a little bit of his beer onto his shoes.

CASPER

Shit.

TELLY

(smiling)

Was up bitch?

Casper looks at Telly smiling.

CASPER

Oh shit what happened?

Casper is very excited. He stands up and pulls Telly's arm.

TELLY

What do you think?

CASPER

You fucked it?

Telly laughs and Casper jumps up and down.

CASPER

I knew you fucked it! I sat out her for like two hours! That girl was like twelve, and you hit it up!

TELLY

(pounding his chest)

Who am I? Who am I? The mothafuckin' virgin surgeon.

They both start to laugh.

They move off the stairs and start walking down the sidewalk. The two of them are walking down the street, obvious to everything but themselves talking.

CASPER

Well, how was it?

TELLY

Oh my god, so good. That girl can fuck.

CASPER

She can fuck?

TELLY

Hell yeah. That bitch was bleeding. When I first put it in she screamed real loud. I saw her bite down on the pillow.

CASPER

Oh shit. How long did it take?

TELLY

Did what take?

CASPER

How long did you fuck her?

They cross the street, paying no attention to speeding cars. Casper is listening to every word that Telly says. Casper seems much happier than Telly. Telly is laid-back. Casper is hyper as he jumps up and down and claws Telly's arm.

TELLY

Well it took me longer than I thought it would take. It took like 15 minutes to talk her into it. But once it was on, we fucked for a good half an hour. I had to keep taking it out and putting it back in. It hurts the first time.

CASPER

Yeah.

TELLY

But then when she got into it. She really got into it. It was good.

CASPER

How did she smell? Did her puss stink?

Telly puts his four fingers together and then puts his hand in front of Caper's nose.

TELLY

Take a whiff.

Casper takes a huge whiff, the snot in his nose makes a loud sound as he smells Telly's fingers.

CASPER

Oh man, it smells like butterscotch.

TELLY

Hell's yeah. She was so clean.

CASPER

Oh man, that's the best.

TELLY

You could tell she took care of herself. She had all these powders and creams in her bathroom.

CASPER

Let me smell it again.

Telly lifts his fingers once again, as Casper breathes in the odor.

CASPER

That's why virgins are the best. I love that smell.

As they walk down the street, joggers, men in business suits with briefcases, ambulances, and women with baby carriages all pass by.

TELLY

You know what else?

CASPER

What?

TELLY

I can tell that she had just entered puberty.

CASPER

How?

TELLY

Well, I was flipping through a picture book of her and her family, right.

CASPER

Right.

TELLY

And there was this picture of her painting Easter eggs or something. And I said, you were cut when you were little.

CASPER

Yeah.

TELLY

And she goes, yeah that picture was taken less than a year ago. I look younger without my makeup.

Casper starts to crack up.

TELLY

And I looked at her, and thought to myself Oh my god, this girl is a baby.

CASPER

Yeah.

TELLY

And for a second I felt a little bit guilty. You know, because she's young and all. And then I was like, oh shit, that turns me on. I wanna fuck this little baby girl.

They both laugh.

CASPER

Fuckin perverted bastard.

They continue to laugh and walk.

TELLY

I'm telling you Casper. I think I'm getting addicted to that shit.

CASPER

To what? Virgins?

TELLY

Yeah. It's like all I think about now. Not just that, it's like lately during sex, I start dreaming about these complex fantasies.

CASPER

What do you mean?

TELLY

I mean I'm dreaming about going all out, crazy shit.

CASPER

You mean like fucking two virgins at once.

TELLY

(laughing)

That would be good. But I mean more like. I don't know. Like when I was having sex with her, I kept thinking how much I would like to put it in her ass. Just to see what would happen.

CASPER

(laughing)

She's probably smash you in the fucking face.

TELLY

I don't know about that. She was pretty into it. But I wasn't gonna try. The whole thing is, you just gotta take it slow. Show 'em some respect.

CASPER

Did you tell her that you loved her?

TELLY

Like. Like. Never love. Love is for low-level virgin seduction guys.

They stop walking. Casper takes the last sip of his beer, then throws it toward an orange trash can. He misses the can and the bottle smashes in the middle of a busy street.

CASPER

Shit.

TELLY

What do you want?

CASPER

Get another forty.

(burps)

Smoke a blunt.

TELLY

Are you hungry?

CASPER

Hell yeah. Fuckin starvin. Wait up a sec.

Casper takes two steps away and starts urinating in someone's bushes. People walk by and stare.

TELLY

You wanna go to Paul's house?

CASPER

What for? That guys a dick.

TELLY

I'm sue he's got food. He's always got those microwave burrito things in his freezer.

CASPER

You think he's got any herb?

TELLY

I don't know, he quit dealin but I'll bet he'll smoke us out.

CASPER

You think?

TELLY

Probably.

CASPER

He lives on 76th?

TELLY

78th.