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英语剧本《不羁夜》

时间:2007-10-27 22:01:30来源: 作者:
Boogie Nights (1997)
by Paul Thomas Anderson. Final draft.

1 EXT. HOT TRAXX NIGHTCLUB - NIGHT



CAMERA holds on this PACKED disco on Van Nuys Blvd.



TITLE CARD: "San Fernando Valley, 1977"



A CADILLAC SEVILLE pulls up to the valet area and CAMERA (STEADICAM) moves

across the street, towards the car, landing close;



From the Seville steps, JACK HORNER (50s) and AMBER WAVES (early 30s).

CAMERA follows them (this is one continous shot) as they pass the crowd,

greet a DOORMAN and enter --



INSIDE THE NIGHTCLUB. Twice as packed inside as outside. Music is full

blast. Amber and Jack are greeted by;



MAURICE t.t. RODRIGUEZ (30s). Owner of the nightclub. Puerto Rican. Wearing

a suit and fifteen gold chains.



                                  MAURICE



              Jackie-Jack-Jack and Miss Lovely Amber Waves --



                                   AMBER



                                Hi, Maurice.



                                    JACK



               You bad ass little spick. How are you, honey?



                                  MAURICE



                    Pissed off you ain't been around --



                                    JACK



                           -- I been on vacation.



                                  MAURICE



                     Don't stay away this long from my



                     club ever again, Jackie-Jack-Jack.



                                    JACK



                                 I promise.



Maurice takes Amber's hand and gives it a kiss.



                                  MAURICE



                You are the foxiest bitch in ten countries.



                                   AMBER



                           You're such a charmer.



                                  MAURICE



                                 (to Jack)



                    I got you all set up at your booth.



              I wanna send over some clams on the half shell.



                                    JACK



                                 Beautiful.



                                  MAURICE



                     Just remember, Jack: I'm available



                     and ready. Cast me and find out --



                                    JACK



                             Yeah, yeah, yeah.



Amber and Jack head off towards the booth. CAMERA stays with Maurice,

follows him to the bar area, where he shouts some orders to a WAITER.



                                  MAURICE



                      Clams on the half shell to Jack



                       and Amber -- over there -- go!



The WAITER takes off to the kitchen, Maurice walks onto the dance floor and

greets three people;



REED ROTHCHILD, 20s, tall and skinny, BECKY BARNETT, 20s, black girl in

silk, BUCK SWOPE, 20s, black guy in cowboy gear.



                                  MAURICE



                           Hello there, kiddies.



                              REED/BUCK/BECKY



                           Hi, hey, hi, Maurice.



                                  MAURICE



                            Having a good time?



                                   BECKY



                                 Excellent.



                                  MAURICE



                            Great, great, great.



Maurice moves away to greet some more people. CAMERA stays with Reed, Becky

and Buck, does a 360 around them. Reed and Becky Disco Dance. Buck does

some Cowboy-Type Moves.



Moments later, the WAITER carrying clams on the half shell passes and

CAMERA picks up with him, follows him to Jack's booth, where he presents

them;



                                   WAITER



                          Compliments of Maurice.



                                    JACK



                                 Thank you.



                                   AMBER



                      Can I get a Marguerita, please?



                                    JACK



                             Seven-Up, here --



The WAITER exits, CAMERA PANS with him for a moment, leading to a young

girl wearing rollerskates, ROLLERGIRL (aged 18). She always, always wears

rollerskates. CAMERA PANS with her back to Jack's booth.



                                 ROLLERGIRL



                                    Hi.



                                    JACK



                               Hello, honey.



                                   AMBER



                              (to Rollergirl)



                       Did you call that girl today?



                                 ROLLERGIRL



                                 I forgot.



                                   AMBER



                   If you don't do it tomorrow, then it's



                  the weekend and you'll never be able to



                            get in to see her --



                                 ROLLERGIRL



                                    OK.



Rollergirl scratches her crotch as she speaks. Amber notices;



                                   AMBER



                       What's the matter down there?



                                 ROLLERGIRL



                              I gotta go pee.



                                   AMBER



                               Well go, then.



CAMERA stays with Rollergirl, following her across the dance floor. She

passes Buck, Becky and Reed, says hello, dances a moment, then continues on

-- into the clearing off the dance floor, heading for the bathroom. She

passes something, CAMERA moves away towards this something:



A bus boy cleaning a table, EDDIE ADAMS, aged 17. CAMERA moves into a CU --

blending to SLOW MOTION (40fps) for a moment.



(Note: In the text Eddie Adams will be referred to as Dirk Diggler.)



ANGLE, JACK'S TABLE.



Jack turns his head, looks across the dance floor and sees this kid

cleaning the table.



ANGLE, DIRK DIGGLER.



He looks up, catches Jack looking back at him, then turns away, disappears

into a back room.



CAMERA DOLLIES in on Jack, who at that moment, is approached by a figure

entering FRAME. Short, buffed out LITTLE BILL (late 40s). This is Jack's

Assistant Director.



                                LITTLE BILL



                                   Jack.



                                    JACK



                             Hey, Little Bill.



                                LITTLE BILL



                         Whatsa schedule look like?



                    Are we still on day after tomorrow?



                                    JACK



                        I wanna do it the day after



                          the day after tomorrow.



                                LITTLE BILL



                       For sure? 'Cause I wanna call



                 Rocky, Scotty, Kurt and all those guys --



Jack's attention is with the backroom that Dirk entered. He stands and

heads away.



                                    JACK



                   Absolutely. But I wanna keep it small.



                  I wanna keep a small crew on this one --



                                LITTLE BILL



                             -- a relaxed deal.



                                    JACK



                                  Exactly.



                                LITTLE BILL



                         Do you have a script yet?



                                    JACK



                      Tomorrow. Tomorrow is the day --



Jack is off across the dance floor.



CUT TO:



2 INT. BACKROOM/KITCHEN - MOMENTS LATER



                                    JACK



                                    Hey.



                                    DIRK



                                    Hey.



                                    JACK



                               How ya doin'?



                                    DIRK



                                   Fine.



                                    JACK



                              How old are you?



                                    DIRK



                  I have a work permit, I got the paper --



                                    JACK



                         No, no, no. Not like that.



                       How long have you worked here?



                                    DIRK



                                  A month.



                                    JACK



                        Maurice give you a job here?



                                    DIRK



                                   Yeah.



                                    JACK



                            How much he pay you?



                                    DIRK



                  I'm not supposed to say how much I make.



                                    JACK



                          He's a friend of mine --



                                    DIRK



                        Well you'll have to ask him.



                                    JACK



                   You live around here, Canoga - Reseda?



                                    DIRK



              Um . . . no . . . do you know where Torrance is?



                                    JACK



                            How do you get here?



                                    DIRK



                              I take the bus.



                                    JACK



                          So what do you wanna do?



                                    DIRK



                                   What?



                                    JACK



                   You take the bus from Torrance to work



                 in Reseda, why don't you work in Torrance?



                                    DIRK



                              I don't want to.



                                    JACK



                               . . . ok . . .



                                    DIRK



                       So . . . you want five or ten?



                                    JACK



                             . . . what . . . ?



                                    DIRK



                       If you wanna watch me jack off



                     it's ten bucks. If you just wanna



                         look at it then it's five.



                                    JACK



                     Guys come in, ask you to jack off



                          for them, ask to see it?



                                    DIRK



                                   Yeah.



                                    JACK



                         Have you done it tonight?



                                    DIRK



                               Couple times.



                                    JACK



                          And you can do it again?



                                    DIRK



                     If you want, if you got ten bucks.



BEAT. Jack extends his hand.



                                    JACK



                                 I'm Jack.



                                    DIRK



                            Eddie. Eddie Adams.



                                    JACK



                    Eddie Adams from Torrance. I'm Jack



                             Horner, Filmmaker.



                                    DIRK



                                  Really?



                                    JACK



                    I make adult films. Erotic pictures.



BEAT, THEN;



                                    DIRK



                 . . . I know who you are. I read about you



                  in a magazine. "Inside Amber," "Amanda's



                          Ride." You made those --



                                    JACK



                   So you know me, you know I'm not full



                            of doggy-doo-doo --



                                    DIRK



                                Yeah . . . .



                                    JACK



                         So why don't you come back



                         to my table, have a drink,



                            meet some people --



                                    DIRK



                    I'd love to but . . . I'm working --



                                    JACK



                You need money, you have to pay the rent --



                                    DIRK



                 . . . No . . . I mean, yeah. I need money.



                   But I don't pay rent. I live at home.



                                    JACK



                      Tell me how old you are, Eddie.



                                    DIRK



                        . . . I'm seventeen . . . .



                                    JACK



                 You're a seventeen year old piece of gold.



                                    DIRK



                                Yeah, right.



                                    JACK



                    Why don't you come back to my table,



                     have a drink, meet some people --



                                    DIRK



                        I can't do that to Maurice.



                                    JACK



                        You're a good worker, yeah?



                                    DIRK



                      I'm sorry, I do know you, I know



                   who you are, I'd love to have a drink



                 with you and I know you're not full of --



                                    JACK



                             -- doggy-doo-doo.



                                    DIRK



                        Yeah, yeah. But I just can't



                      walk out on Maurice. I'm sorry.



BEAT, THEN;



                                    JACK



                    It seems to me, beneath those jeans,



                      there's something wonderful just



                           waiting to get out --



Jack leaves.



3 EXT. HOT TRAXX NIGHTCLUB - NIGHT (LATER)



The club is closing, Maurice is locking up and turning the lights off out

front. CAMERA hangs around with Buck, Becky and Reed. (Director's Note:

Reference improv. Notes)



Jack and Amber cruise past in his Seville, say so long and head up Van Nuys

Blvd.



They pass Little Bill who walks to his old Station Wagon, rips a parking

ticket off the windshield and gets behind the wheel.



Dirk Diggler exits the club from a side door and heads off --



CUT TO:



4 OMITTED



5 INT. JACK'S HOUSE/LAUREL CANYON - NIGHT - LATER



Jack and Amber enter the house. It resembles the Jungle Room at Graceland.

He heads for the kitchen, she makes a drink . . .



                                    JACK



                         You want somethin' to eat?



                          I'm onnamake some eggs.



                                   AMBER



                            I'm goin' to sleep.



                                    JACK



                  Goodnight, honey-tits. Sleep beautiful.



CUT TO:



6 INT. AMBER'S BEDROOM/JACK'S HOUSE - NIGHT - MOMENTS LATER



ECU, AMBER. She does a quick line of coke. BEAT. She takes a valium, lights

a cigarette, then picks up the phone;



                                   AMBER



            Tom . . . hi . . . yeah. I know it's late, but . . .



                                   (beat)



                     Yeah. Is Andy there? Is he . . . ?



                   I'd like to say hello, I'd like to say



                      hello to my son and that's all.



                                   (beat)



                       Lemme tell you something, Tom.



                  Lemme tell you something you don't know;



                      I know a lawyer, you understand?



                      You might think I don't but I do



                     and I'll take you to court . . . .



                                   (beat)



                  No . . . please don't, Tom, Tom, Tom --



Dial tone from the phone. She hangs up.



7 INT. LITTLE BILL'S HOUSE - NIGHT



Little Bill enters his house quietly, turns on a small light to help guide

him down a hallway.



FROM A BEDROOM DOOR we hear the sounds of MOANING AND GROANING. Little Bill

walks to the door, hesitates, then opens --



CUT TO:



8 INT. LITTLE BILL'S BEDROOM - NIGHT - THAT MOMENT



LITTLE BILL'S WIFE and a BIG STUD are doing it on the bed. They stop a

moment and casually look at him.



                                LITTLE BILL



                        What the fuck are you doing?



                             LITTLE BILL'S WIFE



                   The fuck does it look like I'm doing?



                  I've got a cock in my pussy, you idiot.



                                  BIG STUD



                          Will you close the door?



                                LITTLE BILL



                   Will I close the door? You're fucking



                             my wife, asshole.



                                  BIG STUD



                             Relax, little man.



                             LITTLE BILL'S WIFE



              Just get out, Bill. Fucking sleep on the couch.



                               (to Big Stud)



                           Keep going, Big Stud.



Big Stud continues. Little Bill watches a moment in a haze then closes the

door.



CUT TO:



9 INT. DIRK'S PARENTS HOUSE/TORRANCE - NIGHT



Dirk enters quietly, walks a hallway and goes into his room.



CUT TO:



10 INT. DIRK'S ROOM - NIGHT - THAT MOMENT



Dirk enters his room and begins to remove his clothes. He turns the volume

low on his stereo. He stands in front of his mirror, does a few flexes,

some dance moves, some karate moves, etc. CAMERA DOES A SLOW 360 PAN AROUND

THE ROOM. Posters on the walls of Travolta, Pacino, a 1976 Corvette, Bruce

Lee, Hawaii, a Penthouse centerfold, Luke Skywalker, etc. CAMERA LANDS BACK

ON DIRK.



                                    DIRK



                               That's right.



FADE OUT, CUT TO:



11 OMITTED



12 OMITTED



13 INT. DIRK'S HOUSE/KITCHEN - MORNING



Dirk eats breakfast. His MOTHER (mid 40s) stands, washing a dish. His

FATHER (50s) enters, dressed in suite. He crosses the kitchen



INSERT, CU



Father, stubble on his face, places a kiss on the cheek of Mother.



                                   FATHER



                               Good morning.



                                   MOTHER



                 . . . Jesus. Please, okay? Shave if you're



                    gonna do that, it scratches my face.



Father takes a seat at the breakfast table, looks to Dirk.



                                   FATHER



                  How's that work, you get home late, huh?



                                    DIRK



                                   Yeah.



                                   MOTHER



                    If you wanna work in a nightclub you



                should . . . if it's so important . . . you



                          should find one closer.



                                    DIRK



                              . . . yeah . . .



They eat in silence.



                                    DIRK



                          I've gotta get to work.



                                   MOTHER



                         . . . at a car wash . . .



                                    DIRK



                                   What?



                                   MOTHER



                    You work at a car wash, school never



                              occurred to you?



Dirk stands up, places his plates in the sink and exits.



CUT TO:



14 OMITTED



15 OMITTED



16 INT. HIGH SCHOOL CLASSROOM - DAY



A crowded high school geometry classroom. In the back of the class, sitting

at a desk is Rollergirl. A TEACHER walks about, handing out the final exam.

Rollergirl looks it over; a lot of questions, diagrams and generally

confusing material. She looks across the room;



Two BOYS are looking at her and chuckling to themselves. One guy looks to

the other and makes a "blow job" gesture.



She looks away, they continue their gestures and giggling. Other students

notice and smile.



CAMERA ARRIVES CU. ON ROLLERGIRL. She stands up, heads for the door -- the

teacher calls after her -- but she's gone.



CUT TO:



17 INT. SUPER-DUPER STEREO SHOP - DAY



A semi-high end stereo store in the valley. Buck, dressed in his usual

cowboy-digs, is talking to a CUSTOMER about a stereo unit. The manager, a

skinny-white guy with a mustache and mustard suit, JERRY (30s) is standing

nearby.



                                    BUCK



                       -- so basically you're gettin'



                     twice the base, cause of the TK421



                  modification we got in this system here.



                                  CUSTOMER



                  I don't know - do I need that much bass?



                                    BUCK



                       If you want a system to handle



                        what you want -- yes you do.



                    See this system here. This is Hi-Fi.



                    "High Fidelity." What that means is



                  that it's the highest quality fidelity.



                                  CUSTOMER



                             It's the price --



                                    BUCK



                         I have this unit at home.



                                  CUSTOMER



                            . . . really . . . ?



                                    BUCK



                      Yes. But -- I've got it modified



                    with the TK421, which is a bass unit



                    that basically kicks in another two,



                     maybe three quads when you really



                   crank -- lemme put another eight track



                    in so you can get a better idea what



                            I'm talkin about --



Buck ejects the Eight Track that was playing and puts in his own of a

country western song.



                                    BUCK



                     Hear that bass? It kicks and turns



                   and curls up in your belly, makes you



                   wanna freaky-deaky, right? If you get



                    this unit as it is -- it won't sound



                   like this without the modification --



                     and we do that for a small price.



The Customer listens another moment, then;



                                  CUSTOMER



                          Thank you for your time.



                                    BUCK



                                No problem.



The Customer exits and Jerry approaches Buck.



                                   JERRY



                          . . . the fuck was that?



                                    BUCK



                                    Wha?



                                   JERRY



                       Have I told you? Huh? Have I?



                                    BUCK



                              What? I don't --



                                   JERRY



                     Alright: A.) You play that country



                    western-crap and no one's gonna buy



                     a stereo. You throw on some KC and



                the Sunshine Band, a guy looks a particular



                way -- and you've seen the profile sheet --



                    you throw on some Led Zeppelin. No.



                   Instead, you play this twingy-twangy,



                   yappy-dappy music. What kinda brother



                  are you anyway, listening to that shit?



                                    BUCK



                            Hey, Jerry, look --



                                   JERRY



                    No, you look. I gave you a job here



                      because I thought your film work



                     might bring some nice pussy in the



                     place -- and it has -- but I can't



                     have anymore fuck ups -- you dig?



                                    BUCK



                                   Yeah.



                                   JERRY



                      Alright. Go unload the new 484's



                            from the back room.



Buck goes to the back room.



CUT TO:



18 INT. SHERYL LYNN'S BEDROOM - DAY - LATER



Dirk is in bed with a young neighborhood girl, SHERYL LYNN PARTRIDGE. Her

room is decorated in pastels with equestrian things all around. Horse

models, trophies from riding, blue ribbons, etc.



                                    DIRK



                            I have to get back.



                                SHERYL LYNN



                                 Once more.



                                    DIRK



                        I have to get back to work.



                                SHERYL LYNN



                           Give it to me, Eddie.



                                    DIRK



                   Don't make me pounce you, Sheryl Lynn.



                                SHERYL LYNN



                          Ohhhh-baby, baby, baby.



                                    DIRK



                               I'll do it --



                                SHERYL LYNN



                                  Promise?



                                    DIRK



                                 That's it.



Dirk jumps up and starts bouncing up and down on the bed, naked and

flapping. She stares at his crotch, shakes her head;



                                 DICK (OC)



                                   What?



                                SHERYL LYNN



                            You're so beautiful.



                                 DICK (OC)



                                 Yeah . . .



                                SHERYL LYNN



                      Do you know how good you are at



            doing this, Eddie? Having sex . . . fucking me . . .



                             making love to me?



Dirk looks down. BEAT.



                                    DIRK



                  Everyone has one thing, y'think? I mean:



             Everyone is given one special thing . . . . right?



                                SHERYL LYNN



                               That's right.



                                    DIRK



                Everyone is blessed with One Special Thing.



Dirk kneels down to her;



                                    DIRK



                I want you to know: I plan on being a star.



                  A big, bright shining star. That's what



                    I want and it's what I'm gonna get.



                                SHERYL LYNN



                                  I know.



                                    DIRK



                  And once I get it: I'm never gonna stop



                    and I'll never, ever make a mistake.



They Kiss.



CUT TO:



19 INT. HOT TRAXX NIGHTCLUB - NIGHT



Nightclub is in full swing on a Friday Night. CAMERA hangs with Dirk for a

while as he buses tables.



ANGLE, JACK'S BOOTH



Rollergirl comes over to speak with Jack. He whispers something in her ear.

She nods, "I understand," and rolls away --



CUT TO:



20 INT. HOT TRAXX/HALLWAY - NIGHT - THAT MOMENT



CAMERA follows on the heels of the rollerskates as they move down the

hallway and into --



THE KITCHEN



Dirk is washing dishes. He looks up and spots Rollergirl. She lifts a skate

up just a little . . . She rolls closer to Dirk and pulls him into



A CLOSET SPACE



She goes down on him, unzips his pants and pulls out his cock. She

hesitates. DOLLY IN CLOSE ON HER FACE. She smiles up at Dirk.



CUT TO:



21 OMITTED



22 EXT. HOT TRAXX NIGHTCLUB - NIGHT - LATER



Closing hour. Dirk exits a side door and starts walking. Jack, Amber and

Rollergirl in the Seville pull along side him;



                                    JACK



                                Hey. Eddie.



                                    DIRK



                                Hello. Jack?



                                    JACK



                           Yeah. You wanna ride?



                                    DIRK



                           I'm goin' pretty far.



                                 ROLLERGIRL



                     You remember me? Couple hours ago?



                                    DIRK



                         Yeah . . . I remember you.



                                   AMBER



                           Come with us, sweetie.



                                    DIRK



                                   Okay.



Dirk gets in the backseat of the car with Rollergirl.



CUT TO:



23. INT. CANDY'S COFFEE SHOP - NIGHT - LATER



In a booth, after the meal. Dirk and Rollergirl on one side, Jack and Amber

on the other.



                                    JACK



                  This thing here, I mean, you understand



                    one thing and that's this: It costs.



                 I mean, this stuff costs good ol' American



                    Green. You got film, you got lights,



               you got sound, lab fees, developing, synching,



                   editing -- next thing you know you're



                 spending thirty/forty thousand a picture.



                                    DIRK



                           That's a lot of money.



                                    JACK



                  Hell yes it's a lot of money, but lemme



                  tell you something else: You make a good



                 film and there's practically no end to the



                    amount of money you can make, Eddie.



                                   AMBER



                        Have you seen Jack's house?



CAMERA HOLDS ON AMBER. She watches Dirk.



                                 DIRK (OC)



                                    No.



                                 JACK (OC)



                               He'll see it.



                              ROLLERGIRL (OC)



                               He'll see it.



                                 JACK (OC)



                 Eddie: You got ten, fifteen people around



                and that's just to make sure the lighting is



               right . . . shit, this is not an operation for



                the weak, and lemme tell you something else:



               When all is said and done, you gotta have the



              juice, you understand? I mean . . . you can work



               on your arms, your legs, workout morning, day,



               noon, night, the whole deal, but when it comes



             right down to it . . . what we need is Mr. Torpedo



               Area, y'understand? Mr. Fun Zone? Okay, let's



               say you got that: right? And You Do Got, Yeah?



He looks to Rollergirl. She smiles. CAMERA OFF AMBER NOW.



                                    JACK



                 I can go out -- tonight -- the reputation



                    I got: I can find myself 15/20 guys,



                cocks the size of Willie Mays Baseball Bat:



                  Do I want that? No. Do I need that? No.



                               I need actors.



                                   AMBER



                       Uhhh-ohhh . . . here we go --



                                    JACK



                   -- Alright, yeah, I need the big dick,



                   and the big tits -- that GETS them in



                   the theater. What keeps them in their



                    seats even after they've come? Huh?



                         The beauty and the acting.



              If you're able to give it up and show the world:



                     No, not just your cock. Fuck that.



                   What I'm talking about is showing your



               insides, from your heart . . . you understand?



                    Hey, Sure: GET THEM IN THE THEATER.



               That's one thing. I don't want 'em showing up,



                 sitting down, jacking off and splitting on



                 the story. I don't want to make that film.



                I wanna make the thing that keeps 'em around



            even after they've come . . . what happens when you



                    come? You're done, you wanna split.



                   My idea, my goal: Suck 'em in with the



         story . . . they'll squirt their load and sit in it . . .



                      Just To See How The Story Ends.



                  Sometimes we make these films, we wanna



                 make people laugh a little, then get into



              it and fuck heavy: That's good and that's fine.



                 But I got a dream of making a film that's



                  true . . . true and right and dramatic.



                                    DIRK



                . . . Right . . . right . . . I understand.



                                   AMBER



                     Don't listen too hard to all this,



                   honey . . . it's just nice in theory.



                                    JACK



                      It's a dream to be able to find



                            a cock and an actor.



                                 ROLLERGIRL



                     Dream, dream, dream, dream, dream.



                                    DIRK



               If you don't have dreams you have nightmares.



HOLD. Amber, Jack and Rollergirl look at Dirk.



CUT TO:



24 INT. JACK'S HOUSE/LIVING ROOM - NIGHT



CAMERA DOES A 180 AROUND THE MAIN PART OF THE HOUSE, LANDS THE ANGLE WITH

DIRK. He's sitting on a couch, hands folded across his lap. OC we hear

Jack, Rollergirl and Amber moving about and talking.



                                 JACK (OC)



                       Did you want a Fresca, Eddie?



                                    DIRK



                                 No thanks.



                                    JACK



                            You're sure . . . ?



                              ROLLERGIRL (OC)



                      . . . you're out of limes, Jack.



                                 JACK (OC)



                      Check in the studio fridge . . .



                                 AMBER (OC)



                             I'm going to bed.



                                 JACK (OC)



                             Good night, honey.



                                 AMBER (OC)



                Good night, Jackie. Don't stay up too late.



                  Good night, Eddie. I'm glad you came by.



She leans into FRAME and gives Dirk a good-night kiss.



                                   AMBER



                               You're great.



                                    DIRK



                                 Thank you.



CAMERA PANS WITH AMBER AND LEADS TO AN ANGLE WITH JACK. HOLD.



                                    JACK



                      She's the best, Eddie. A mother.



                     A real and wonderful mother to all



                            those who need love.



                                 DIRK (OC)



                             She's really nice.



                                    JACK



                     So what do you think . . . I think



                    we ought to be in business together.



                                 DIRK (OC)



                             . . . yeah . . . ?



                                    JACK



                      What do you think of Rollergirl?



                                 DIRK (OC)



                    She's . . . she's really great . . .



                                    JACK



                   Would you like to get it on with her?



                                 DIRK (OC)



                                 Have sex?



                                    JACK



                                   Yeah.



                                 DIRK (OC)



                      Yeah, I'd love to. I mean, yes.



                       She's . . . she's really foxy.



                                    JACK



                           Bet your ass she is --



Rollergirl enters back into the house. CAMERA SWING PANS OVER:



                                 ROLLERGIRL



                   You're officially out of limes, Jack.



                                    JACK



                      I'll get you some more tomorrow.



                     Come over here a minute. Sit next



                        to Eddie on the couch there.



                                 ROLLERGIRL



                       Here We Go! Are We Gonna Fuck?



                                    JACK



                                Yes you are.



                                 ROLLERGIRL



                        Oh, wait, wait, wait, then.



She rolls over to the Hi-Fi system and picks a record. She sets the needle

on the turntable and rolls over to the couch -- in one swift motion ripping

her clothes off.



                                 ROLLERGIRL



                                 You ready?



                                    DIRK



                                  Are you?



                                 ROLLERGIRL



                                 Ohhh-yeah.



They kiss. They lean back on the couch. Dirk stops a moment.



                                    DIRK



                    Are you gonna take your skates off?



                                 ROLLERGIRL



                        I don't take my skates off.



                                    DIRK



                                   Okay.



                                 ROLLERGIRL



                         Don't fucking come in me.



                                    JACK



                    Don't come in her, Eddie. I want you



                   to pull it out and jack off, make sure



                        you aim it towards her face.



                                 ROLLERGIRL



                              Fuck you, Jack.



                                    JACK



                          Towards her tits, then.



CAMERA HOLDS ON JACK. OC sounds of Dirk and Rollergirl making out on the

couch. SLOW ZOOM INTO CU. ON JACK.



CUT TO:



25 INT. DIRK'S HOUSE - EARLY MORNING - LATER



Dirk enters quietly, walks down the hallway, passing the kitchen. His

MOTHER is there, looking at him. HOLD, THEN;



                                    DIRK



                                    Hi.



                                   MOTHER



                              Where were you?



                                    DIRK



                                  Nowhere.



                                   MOTHER



                     Shut up. Shut up. Where were you?



Dirk walks down the hall towards his room.



                                   MOTHER



                   You see that little slut girl you see?



                            Sheryl? Sheryl Lynn?



                                    DIRK



                              Don't say that.



                                   MOTHER



                    Does it make you feel like a stud to



                   see trash like that? Huh? What is she?



                             Your girl-friend?



                                    DIRK



                          She's not my girlfriend.



                                   MOTHER



                     She's a little whore and a little



                   piece of trash . . . I know you're not



                        the only one that she sees.



                                    DIRK



                What . . . what're you . . . you don't know.



                                   MOTHER



                  I've heard things about her. That girl.



                   Don't think I don't know what goes on



              when I'm not here . . . I wash your sheets, kid.



                  I know she's been here. Or are you doing



                    some other thing in there? With your



                    music and your posters on the wall?



CUT TO:



26 INT. BEDROOM - MORNING - THAT MOMENT



Dirk's FATHER is sitting on the edge of his bed, listening the fight

outside.



                                MOTHER (OC)



                   Why don't you go to your little whore,



                    Sheryl Lynn. Your little GIRLFRIEND.



                                 DIRK (OC)



                               Maybe I will.



                                MOTHER (OC)



                   Oh yeah? Yeah, what are you gonna do?



                                 DIRK (OC)



                        I dunno, I'll do something.



27 INT. HALLWAY - MORNING - THAT MOMENT



                                   MOTHER



                   You can't do anything. You're a loser.



                  You'll always be a loser -- you couldn't



                  even finish high school because you were



                  too stupid -- so what are you gonna do?



                                    DIRK



                    I'll do something . . . I'll do it.



                    I'll go somewhere and do something,



                  maybe I'll run away where you can never



                                  find me.



                                   MOTHER



                        Go ahead. Go ahead and fuck



                             that little GIRL.



Dirk heads for his room, Mother follows.



29 INT. DIRK'S BEDROOM - MORNING - THAT MOMENT



Dirk heads for a drawer and starts to grab some clothes.



                                   MOTHER



                      What do you think you're doing?



                                    DIRK



                          I'm getting my stuff --



                                   MOTHER



                      -- you think that's your stuff?



                 That's not your stuff . . . you didn't pay



                     for that -- it's not yours because



                       you didn't pay for it, stupid.



Dirk stops. His Mother looks to the posters on his wall.



                                   MOTHER



                     None of this stuff is yours. This:



She starts to rip his posters from the wall. Dirk stands. CAMERA begins a

SLOW DOLLY INTO CU.



                                MOTHER (OC)



                 If you're gonna leave, you leave with what



               you've got: Nothing. Y'see . . . you treat me



                    like this and this is what you get.



                 That's fair. Huh? You wanna live that way?



                 Fuck that little whore. I've taken care of



                you all your miserable fucking life . . . .



CAMERA ARRIVES CU. ON DIRK. He's starting to cry.



                                MOTHER (OC)



             . . . you pay for it . . . you owe me for all the



              shit I've done for you in your life . . . . you



              little fucker . . . you understand? Think you're



               gonna be this? Huh? These god damn posters --



                  you're not gonna be this -- you're gonna



                    be shit . . . because you're stupid.



                                    DIRK



                              I'm not stupid.



                                   MOTHER



                                Yes you are.



                                    DIRK



             Why are you so mean to me? You're my mother . . .



                                   MOTHER



                               Not by choice.



                                    DIRK



                        Don't. Don't be mean to me.



                                   MOTHER



                   You little fucker, I'm not being mean



                   to you, you're just too stupid to see.



                                    DIRK



                  You don't know what I can do. You don't



                  know what I can do or what I'm gonna do



                   or what I'm gonna be. You don't know.



                   I'm good. I have good things that you



                  don't know and I'm gonna be something --



                   you -- You Don't Know And You'll See.



                                   MOTHER



                           You can't do anything.



                        You'll never do anything --



                                    DIRK



                            Don't be mean to me.



                                   MOTHER



               YOU LITTLE FUCKER, I'M NOT BEING MEAN TO YOU!



Dirk CHARGES at his Mother and SLAMS her against the wall.



                                    DIRK



                    AND YOU DON'T BE MEAN, AND YOU DON'T



                           TALK TO ME . . . . NO.



CUT TO:



29 EXT. DIRK'S HOUSE/TORRANCE - MORNING



Dirk CHARGES out of the house and runs off down the street. Mother appears

in the doorway, watches him leave, slams the door --



CUT TO:



30 OMITTED



31 OMITTED



32 OMITTED



33 INT. JACK'S HOUSE - DAY



Jack, Amber, Rollergirl, Reed, Buck and Becky. They're setting up for a

pool party. Cases of beer, soda and chips all around.



Dirk comes walking up towards the front door . . . Jack opens up, CAMERA

PUSHES IN . . . Jack opens his arms;



                                    JACK



                  Eddie Adams from Torrance! You made it,



                 you made it, my darling, come on in here.



                       I want you to meet someone --



CAMERA follows with Jack and Dirk as they move to the pool area and find

Reed, who's setting up the bar.



                                    JACK



                      Reed, honey, I want you to meet



                    a New Kid On The Block, Eddie Adams.



                                    DIRK



                          Hi . . . I'm Eddie . . .



                                    REED



                Hi, Eddie. I'm Reed. You live on this block?



                                    DIRK



                                  No, no.



                                    REED



                      Oh, I thought Jack said you did.



                              You wanna drink?



                                    DIRK



                                   Sure.



                                    JACK



                     Eddie, I want you to hang out for



                     a while, I don't want you leaving



                      this party . . . understand me?



                                    DIRK



                                   Sure.



Jack leaves. Reed looks to Dirk.



                                    REED



                                Marguerita?



                                    DIRK



                                   Great.



BEAT. Reed fixes the drink.



                                    REED



                          Can I ask you something?



                                    DIRK



                                  Uh-huh.



                                    REED



                              Do you work out?



                                    DIRK



                                   Yeah.



                                    REED



                    You look like it. Whadda you squat?



                                    DIRK



                                    Two.



                                    REED



                               Super, super.



                                    DIRK



                                    You?



                                    REED



                                   Three.



                                    DIRK



                                    Wow.



                                    REED



                       No b.s. Where do you work out?



                                    DIRK



                    Torrance. In Torrance, where I live.



                                    REED



                   Cool. Cool. You ever go to Vince's out



               here -- no you couldn't, I would've seen you.



                                    DIRK



                 I've always wanted to work out at Vince's.



                                    REED



                        Here we go . . . taste that.



Dirk sips the Marguerita.



                                    DIRK



                               Rock and Roll.



                                    REED



                         Thanks. What do you bench?



                                    DIRK



                             You tell me first.



                                    REED



                                 You first.



                                    DIRK



                                 Same time.



                                    REED



                                   Cool.



                                    DIRK



                                   Ready?



                                    REED



                                   Ready.



                                 DIRK/REED



                     One . . . Two . . . Three . . . .



SILENCE.



                                    DIRK



                          You didn't say it . . .



                                    REED



                           . . . neither did you.



ANGLE, POLAROID CAMERA.



It sits on a table top. It's suddenly snapped up by Rollergirl. CAMERA

follows her and the Polaroid out to the pool area where she snaps photos of

Reed and Dirk. (Flash to Developed Polaroids.)



CUT TO:



34 EXT. JACK'S DRIVEWAY - AFTERNOON - LATER



The driveway is PACKED with cars now and the party is in full swing. A Big

Black Cadillac comes down the driveway. A LIMO DRIVER gets out, moves to

the back and opens the door. From the car steps:



THE COLONEL JAMES (mid-60s). Heavy-set in a tan suit. Wrap around

sunglasses. The Porno Film Distributor. His LADY FRIEND (aged 16) steps

from the car and smiles;



                                  COLONEL



                           You look great, honey.



                                LADY FRIEND



               Is there gonna be coke at this party, Colonel?



                                  COLONEL



                                    Yes.



Jack is right there to greet the Colonel.



                                    JACK



                        Colonel, hello and welcome!



                                  COLONEL



                    Hello, Jack. This is my Lady Friend.



                                    JACK



                              Hello, darling.



                                LADY FRIEND



                      Do you have coke at this party?



                                    JACK



                    Well I'm sure we can find you some.



                                  COLONEL



                         Find her some coke, Jack.



                                    JACK



                  We will, we will. Thanks for coming by.



They exit. CAMERA follows the Limo Driver into the pool area --



CUT TO:



35 EXT. POOL AREA/JACK'S HOUSE - THAT MOMENT



CAMERA follows the Limo Driver for a while, then moves away, to find;

Maurice and Amber. They're sitting down, speaking.



                                  MAURICE



              . . . y'see, Miss Amber, I'm just a poor fellow



                  from Puerto Rico. I have the club, yes,



         that's one thing . . . but soon . . . the club goes . . .



             I die . . . and what do I have? I've got nothing.



                                   AMBER



                                  Uh-huh.



                                  MAURICE



                    I want something to send back home.



               Something to send back to my brothers and say:



               Look At Me. Look At The Women I've Been With.



                                   AMBER



                So what . . . do you want me to talk to him?



                                  MAURICE



              Yes . . . I mean . . . y'know . . . what do you



                           think I'm askin' here?



                                   AMBER



                       . . . you wanna be in a movie?



                                  MAURICE



                  Please. Tell him I won't be bad. Please.



                                   AMBER



                          I'll see what I can do.



CAMERA moves away, through the party, to find Buck and Becky.



                                   BECKY



                . . . because it's old . . . it's old deal.



                                    BUCK



                         Lemme tell you something:



                                   BECKY



                  He was obviously pissed about the music.



                                    BUCK



                       What's wrong with it, y'know?



                                   BECKY



                     Look, Buck: The cowboy look ended



                           about six years ago --



                                    BUCK



                            -- it's comin' back.



                                   BECKY



                     No it's not. It's over, it's dead.



                                    BUCK



                 You don't know what you're talkin' about.



                                   BECKY



                   I'm just saying and it seems like your



                   boss at the stereo store is saying the



                               same thing --



                                    BUCK



                               -- what, what?



                                   BECKY



                              Get a new look.



                                    BUCK



            Yeah . . . yeah . . . yeah . . . you get a new look.



                                   BECKY



                      The look I've got is just fine.



                                    BUCK



                             What's your look?



                                   BECKY



                           Chocolate Love, Baby.



                                    BUCK



                                Yeah, right.



OC we hear the new song start to play.



                                   BECKY



                   OH SHIT! TURN IT UP! I LOVE THIS SONG!



Becky leaves. CAMERA moves away to find:



The Colonel's Lady Friend approaches a Young Stud, who's wearing

bikini-speedos and holding court over a table of coke.



                                LADY FRIEND



                             Excuse me . . . ?



                                 YOUNG STUD



                                    Yes?



                                LADY FRIEND



                           May I please join in?



                                 YOUNG STUD



                              Most certainly.



CUT TO:



36 EXT. JACK'S HOUSE/DRIVEWAY - DAY - MOMENTS LATER



Little Bill and his Wife get out of his Station Wagon and enter the party

from the driveway. She's dressed up. He's dressed down.



                                LITTLE BILL



                     Just don't embarrass me, alright?



                             LITTLE BILL'S WIFE



                              Fuck you, Bill.



                                LITTLE BILL



                     I work with these people, alright?



                     These are my coworkers, so just --



                             LITTLE BILL'S WIFE



                                  Bite it.



                                LITTLE BILL



                        Don't make me do something.



                             LITTLE BILL'S WIFE



                         Ohhh . . . I'm so scared.



She moves away. Rollergirl passes and takes a SNAPSHOT.



CU. THE POLAROID - DEVELOPED



Little Bill in sort of an angry-confused-surprised face.



                                 ROLLERGIRL



                         What's wrong, Little Bill?



                                LITTLE BILL



                     Nothing. How are you, Rollergirl?



                                 ROLLERGIRL



                                 I'm fine.



                                LITTLE BILL



                              Is Jack around?



                                 ROLLERGIRL



                             He's in the house.



Little Bill leaves. CAMERA follows Rollergirl around as she mingles and

snaps more Polaroids.



CUT TO:



37 INT. JACK'S OFFICE - DAY - THAT MOMENT



Jack and the Colonel are sitting, drinks in their hand. The Colonel smokes

a cigar.



                                    JACK



                   The idea is this: Amber is a director



                 of porno films and she's down on her luck.



                   She hasn't had a hit in a year. She's



             desperate. Her landlord is threatening to kick her



             out, so she's desperate for a big dick hit, right?



                                  COLONEL



                             Yes. Good dilemma.



                                    JACK



                   Yes. So she calls up all the agencies



                   in town and says: "Send over your best



                   actors, I'm casting a porno picture."



                   Well, the story goes and develops with



                     Amber auditioning various men and



                 women . . . the whole thing wraps up with



                  the Landlord, I'd like to get Jeremy if



                   he's still in town to play the part --



                     he comes in -- the landlord says:



                   You better pay rent or you're through.



                   Well, Amber does one helluva suck job,



                 ass fuck, come in the face, sort of thing



                          and fade out - the end.



                                  COLONEL



                               That's great.



                                    JACK



                   There's a kid, a young man, I met him



                    last night: His name is Eddie Adams.



                He's here, he's at the party. He's something



                      special and I want to cast him.



                                  COLONEL



                          What films has he done?



                                    JACK



                          This would be his first.



Little Bill pokes his head into the office, sees the conversation and

quickly apologizes and exits. The Colonel looks to Jack;



                                  COLONEL



                Casting is up to you, Jack. You wanna do it?



                Then do it. If it has big tits, tight pussy



                 and focus: I'm happy. You tell the stories



                    you wanna tell, make yourself happy.



CUT TO:



38 EXT. JACK'S HOUSE/POOL AREA - DAY - THAT MOMENT



Reed and Dirk are swimming. Dirk gets up on the diving board.



                                    REED



                              Do a cannonball.



                                    DIRK



                        No, no. Watch this Jacknife.



Dirk runs and jumps --



                                    DIRK



                                 JACKNIFE.



He lands in the pool and swims to the surface.



                                    DIRK



                              How did it look?



                                    REED



                           Great. Check this out.



                            (gets on the board)



                       This is gonna be a full-flip.



Reed runs, jumps, goes for the flip but lands FLAT ON HIS BACK.



CUT TO:



39 INT. POOL/UNDERWATER - THAT MOMENT



Reed lands. CAMERA moves in on his face. He's in SERIOUS PAIN. He floats

down for a moment . . . .



CUT TO:



40 EXT. POOL AREA - THAT MOMENT



Everyone at the party is looking . . . holding their breath and waiting . .

. Reed comes to the surface.



                                    REED



                                   Ouch.



The party people turn back to their conversations . . .



                                    DIRK



                     You gotta try and bring your legs



                         all the way around . . . .



                                    REED



                                   Yeah.



41 INT. JACK'S HOUSE/THE PARTY - DAY - THAT MOMENT



CAMERA follows behind Little Bill. He's walking around, looking for his

wife. He greets a few people here and there.



He runs into a big guy, ROCKY (late 30s). He's a CREW member.



                                LITTLE BILL



                           How you doin', Rocky?



                                   ROCKY



                         Good, good, what's wrong?



                                LITTLE BILL



                          Nothin'. Nothin' at all.



                                   ROCKY



             Do you have the schedule for the shoot, or . . . ?



                                LITTLE BILL



                              Yeah. You're on.



                                   ROCKY



                                Is it here?



                                LITTLE BILL



           Yeah, it's gonna be here, but it's a simple one . . .



CAMERA picks up with the Lady Friend and the Young Stud with the coke . . .

ZOOM after them down a long hallway towards a BEDROOM door. They close the

door in the CAMERA'S FACE.



CUT TO:



42 INT. JACK'S KITCHEN - DAY - THAT MOMENT



Maurice and Buck are talking;



                                  MAURICE



                      Hey, hey, hey, my point is this:



                                    BUCK



                                   What?



                                  MAURICE



                            You know what I say?



                                    BUCK



                                 What-What?



                                  MAURICE



                             Wear What You Dig.



The PHONE RINGS. Maurice picks up the phone.



                                  MAURICE



                                   Hello?



                                   (beat)



                      I'm sorry . . . I can't hear you



                 that well . . . say again . . . ? Maggie?



                                 (to Buck)



                          Is there a Maggie here?



                                    BUCK



                           I don't know a Maggie.



                                  MAURICE



                                (into phone)



              I think you might have the wrong number . . . .



       Your mother? I'm sorry . . . wait . . . just . . . wait . . .



Maurice sets the phone down, looks to Buck.



                                  MAURICE



                        Watch that a minute . . . .



CAMERA follows him as he walks out to the pool area --



                                  MAURICE



                                (calls out)



                          Is there a Maggie here?



No one at the pool area responds so he walks back inside to the phone. Buck

is still watching it closely.



                                  MAURICE



                                (into phone)



                  I'm sorry . . . there's no Maggie here.



                Okay . . . okay . . . no problem . . . Bye.



                                    BUCK



                                What was it?



                                  MAURICE



                      Some kid lookin' for his mother.



CUT TO:



43 INT. BATHROOM/JACK'S HOUSE - THAT MOMENT



Amber is sitting in the bathroom, on the toilet. She reaches to the window,

sets aside the curtains and looks.



AMBER'S POV: Looking out to the pool area. Dirk dives off the board and

does a perfect FLIP in SLOW MOTION.



CUT TO:



44 EXT. JACK'S HOUSE/DRIVEWAY - MOMENTS LATER



CAMERA follows Little Bill. He spots six people in a semi-circle around

something. He walks over -- inside the semi-circle, on the pavement, Little

Bill's Wife is getting fucked by some BIG DUDE.



                                LITTLE BILL



                       . . . the fuck are you doing?



She looks up at him, smiles.



                                 WATCHER #1



                   What does it look like they're doing?



                                LITTLE BILL



                              That's my wife.



                             LITTLE BILL'S WIFE



                               Shut up, Bill.



                                 WATCHER #2



                            Yeah, shut up, Bill.



The other WATCHERS join in telling Little Bill to "Shut up." He walks away

and CAMERA follows him until he's approached by a big man, KURT LONGJOHN

(late 40s). He's the cameraman.



                               KURT LONGJOHN



                                Little Bill.



                                LITTLE BILL



                           Hey. Kurt. What's up?



                               KURT LONGJOHN



                           What's wrong with you?



                                LITTLE BILL



                    Ah . . . my fuckin' wife, man, she's



                  over there . . . she's got some idiot's



                    dick in her, people standing around



                 watching -- it's a fuckin' embarrassment.



                               KURT LONGJOHN



                    Yeah. Yeah. I know. Anyway, listen:



                                LITTLE BILL



                                  -- yeah.



                               KURT LONGJOHN



               For the shoot -- I wanna talk about the look.



           I wanted to see about getting this new zoom lens . . .



                                LITTLE BILL



                                   Right.



                               KURT LONGJOHN



                  I wondered if we'd be able to look into



                  getting some more lights, too, y'know --



                                LITTLE BILL



                       Jack wants a minimal-thing --



                               KURT LONGJOHN



                   Right, well, very often, minimal means



                 a lot more photographically than I think,



            well . . . then I think most people understand . . .



                                LITTLE BILL



                               I understand.



                               KURT LONGJOHN



                    No, no. Hey. I know you understand,



                   I was talking about some other people.



                                LITTLE BILL



                     Well, I think what Jack is talking



                  about is minimal, not really "natural,"



                             but minimal . . .



                               KURT LONGJOHN



                OK . . . fine . . . I was just saying . . .



                                LITTLE BILL



                              I understand --



                               KURT LONGJOHN



                   -- 'cause I'm just trying to give each



                          picture it's own look --



                                LITTLE BILL



                       Can we talk about this later?



                               KURT LONGJOHN



          Oh, yeah . . . you have to go somewhere . . . or . . . ?



                                LITTLE BILL



                     Well, no, yeah . . . I mean . . .



                               KURT LONGJOHN



                  'Cause I was hoping to, y'know, for the



                  shoot tomorrow, we could send Rocky down



                         and he could pick it up --



                                LITTLE BILL



                                   Kurt.



                               KURT LONGJOHN



                 No. Hey. Gotcha. You've gotta go somewhere



                 so -- hey -- what the fuck? It's only the



              photography of the movie we're talkin' about --



Little Bill looks at him. HOLD.



                                LITTLE BILL



                       Are you givin' me shit, Kurt?



                               KURT LONGJOHN



                     NO, NO, HEY. No way, Little Bill.



                                LITTLE BILL



                 My fucking wife has a cock in her ass over



                 in the driveway, alright? I'm sorry if my



                thoughts aren't with the photography of the



                  film we're shooting tomorrow, Kurt, OK?



                               KURT LONGJOHN



                          OK. No big deal. Sorry.



                                LITTLE BILL



                                  Alright?



                               KURT LONGJOHN



                                  Gotcha.



Little Bill leaves. Kurt stands alone a moment. He walks over to the

driveway and watches Little Bill's Wife get fucked.



CUT TO:



45 INT. JACK'S HOUSE/HALLWAY - DAY - LATER



CAMERA follows HAND-HELD behind Jack, the Colonel and his Limo Driver as

they walk quickly down a hallway that leads to a bedroom.



CUT TO:



46 INT. BEDROOM - THAT MOMENT



Jack, the Colonel and Limo Driver BURST into the room --



REVERSE ANGLE: On the floor of the room, the Colonel's LADY FRIEND is lying

naked. She's passed out and she has blood pouring from her nose. The YOUNG

STUD is naked, holding her in his arms. He looks up at the men who just

entered.



                                 YOUNG STUD



                            I think she's sick.



                                  COLONEL



                           What the fuck is this?



                                 YOUNG STUD



                           I didn't do anything.



                                    JACK



                             Is she breathing?



                                 YOUNG STUD



                I don't know. I think she did too much coke?



                                  COLONEL



                       Duh. Do you think so, smarty?



                                LIMO DRIVER



                        She's definitely overdosing.



                                  COLONEL



                       Oh . . . what the fuck . . . .



The four men look at the girl. The Colonel turns to his Limo Driver.



                                  COLONEL



                  Alright: Johnny. You're gonna take care



                    of this for me. You listening here?



                                LIMO DRIVER



                                   Yeah.



                                  COLONEL



                   I want you to pick her up, get her in



                    the car, take her down to St. Joe's.



                                LIMO DRIVER



                                   Okay.



                                  COLONEL



                    Listen, though: You drop her off in



              the front, I don't want this . . . y'understand?



                          I don't need this, here.



                                LIMO DRIVER



                                  Gotcha.



                                  COLONEL



                      Make sure no one sees the limo.



                                LIMO DRIVER



                                  Got it.



                                  COLONEL



                  Young Stud, I want you to help my driver



                      Johnny here get her in the car.



The Young Stud starts to cry hysterically.



                                  COLONEL



                                 (to Jack)



                           What the fuck is this?



                              (to Young Stud)



               Hey . . . hey . . . pal . . . get a grip, man.



                                 YOUNG STUD



             I'm sorry . . . it's just . . . it's just . . . .



                                  COLONEL



                                   What?



                                 YOUNG STUD



                         I . . . I . . . I . . . .



                                  COLONEL



                                Spit it out.



                                 YOUNG STUD



                     This is twice in two days a chick



                             has O.D.'d on me.



                                  COLONEL



                Well maybe that means you oughta think about



                 getting some new shit, what do you think?



                                 YOUNG STUD



                                 Yes, sir.



                                  COLONEL



                 Jesus Christ. Now be a man, deal with the



                     situation and get her in the car.



The Lady Friend starts to go into CONVULSIONS.



                                  COLONEL



                Y'see that, all this fuckin' conversation --



                                 YOUNG STUD



                             Please don't die!



                                LIMO DRIVER



                                C'mon, pal.



The Limo Driver and Young Stud carry her naked, convulsing body to the

Black Limo out front. CAMERA holds with Jack and the Colonel.



                                    JACK



                                Close call.



                                  COLONEL



                                    Yes.



They exit.



CUT TO:



47 EXT. POOL AREA - DAY - THAT MOMENT



CAMERA is with Reed and Dirk. They're sitting in two pool chairs, drinking

their drinks and talking. A nervous young kid in red swimming trunks,

SCOTTY J. (mid-20s) comes over and interjects --



                                 SCOTTY J.



                                 Hey Reed.



                                    REED



                        Hey -- Scotty, how are you?



                                 SCOTTY J.



                              Y'know, y'know.



                                 (re: Dirk)



                                Who's this?



                                    REED



                   Eddie -- meet Scotty J. He's a friend,



                       he works on some of the films.



                                    DIRK



                             Nice to meet you.



                                 SCOTTY J.



                     You too. Are you gonna be working?



                                    DIRK



                                   Maybe.



                                    REED



                                 Probably.



                                 SCOTTY J.



                   That's great. That's great. Where did



                 you meet Jack? 'Cause I work on the films,



                y'know, sometimes, that's why I'm wondering



                            if you, you know --



                                 JACK (OC)



                   EDDIE! EDDIE! Come over here a minute.



Dirk spots Jack calling him and stands, looks to Scotty J.



                                    DIRK



                                 Excuse me.



                                 SCOTTY J.



                                Yeah, okay.



                                    DIRK



                             Nice to meet you.



CAMERA DOLLIES IN A LITTLE ON SCOTTY J.



                                 REED (OC)



                       You wanna take a seat, Scotty?



                                 SCOTTY J.



                   Uh . . . I dunno . . . is it alright?



                                 REED (OC)



                                   Yeah.



                                 SCOTTY J.



                      Thank you. It gets a little hard



               mingling around . . . y'know . . . talking to



                   people and stuff . . . it's sort of --



                That kid Eddie is really good looking, huh?



ANGLE, JACK, THE COLONEL AND DIRK.



Dirk approaches and the Colonel smiles. They shake hands.



                                    JACK



                        This young man is interested



                              in the business.



                                  COLONEL



                     Well, you're in good hands if you



                       get involved with Jack, here.



                                    DIRK



                                  Oh yeah?



                                  COLONEL



                   I can't give you much advice that Jack



                  probably doesn't know, but I can advise,



                  maybe you think about your name . . . ?



                                    DIRK



                         My name . . . yeah . . . ?



                                  COLONEL



                Think about something that makes you happy,



            something that also gives some pizzaz . . . y'know?



                                    DIRK



                                   Right.



                                    JACK



                 The Colonel pays for all our films, Eddie.



                  He's an important parts of the process.



                                    DIRK



                            Well, great. Great.



                                  COLONEL



                  I look forward to seeing you in action.



                   Jack says you've got a great big cock.



                                    DIRK



                   . . . um . . . yeah, I dunno, I guess?



                                  COLONEL



                               Can I see it?



                                    DIRK



                                  Really?



                                  COLONEL



                                  Please.



Dirk unzips his pants. CAMERA on the Colonel. He looks down, then up:



                                  COLONEL



                             Thank you, Eddie.



                                    DIRK



                                No problem.



Dirk exits. The Colonel turns to Jack;



                                  COLONEL



                    Jesus Christ. Jesus Lord in Heaven.



CAMERA picks up with Dirk, who runs for the pool and DIVES IN . . . .



CUT TO:



48 INT. POOL - THAT MOMENT



CAMERA MOVES IN AS DIRK LANDS IN THE WATER, FLOATS TO THE BOTTOM, THEN

PUSHES OFF, TOWARDS THE SURFACE. TIME LAPSE TO NIGHT.



CUT TO:



49 EXT. DRIVEWAY/JACK'S HOUSE - NIGHT (LATER)



The party is coming to a close and people are trying to get in their cars

and get out of the driveway.



CAMERA hangs with Little Bill and his Wife.



                                LITTLE BILL



                  Thanks for fucking up this party for me.



                              I appreciate it.



                             LITTLE BILL'S WIFE



                           Oh Fuck Off. Will You?



                                LITTLE BILL



                               You Fuck Off.



                             LITTLE BILL'S WIFE



                                Yeah, right.



CAMERA MOVES TO FIND: THE YOUNG STUD AND THE LIMO DRIVER.



They're sitting by the limo. The Young Stud is crying.



                                LIMO DRIVER



                      Hey, hey, hey. I mean: How were



                           you supposed to know?



                                 YOUNG STUD



                                 I wasn't.



                                LIMO DRIVER



                  That's right. So what did you do wrong?



                                 YOUNG STUD



                                  Nothing?



                                LIMO DRIVER



                  Nothing is absolutely right, Young Stud.



                                 YOUNG STUD



                          Thank you for your help.



                                LIMO DRIVER



                                No problem.



The Colonel and Jack approach. The Colonel now has ANOTHER YOUNG LADY

FRIEND, picked up from the party.



                                  COLONEL



                             You ready, Johnny?



                                LIMO DRIVER



                                 Yes, sir.



                                  COLONEL



                            How you doin', pal?



                                 YOUNG STUD



                               I'm okay, sir.



                                  COLONEL



                   Don't worry about it. She'll be fine.



                                 YOUNG STUD



              She died in the limo on the way to the hospital.



                                  COLONEL



                            I didn't hear that.



                                 YOUNG STUD



                                   What?



                                  COLONEL



                 You never told me that and what happened,



                        never happened. You got me?



                                 YOUNG STUD



                                 I get you.



                                  COLONEL



                         Now go home. Sleep it off.



The Young Stud exits.



                                    JACK



                        Thanks for coming, Colonel.



                                  COLONEL



                             Great party, Jack.



The Colonel and the new Lady Friend get in the car.



CUT TO:



50 EXT. JACK'S HOUSE/POOL AREA - NIGHT (LATER)



The party is over. Amber and Rollergirl are inside playing cards. Scotty J.

is cleaning up, Dirk and Reed sit in the JACUZZI, looking up at the stars.



                                    REED



                    . . . you wanna hear a poem I wrote?



                                    DIRK



                                   Yeah.



                                    REED



                               Okay. Um . . .



                         "I love you. You love me.



                         Going down the Sugar Tree.



                       We'll go down the Sugar Tree.



                       And See Lots of Bees. Playing.



                       Playing. The bees won't sting.



                            'Cause you love me."



                                    DIRK



                         That's fucking great, man.



Jack approaches in a bath robe, holding a towel.



                                    JACK



                                Howdy-boys.



                                 DIRK/REED



                                 Hey, Jack.



Jack removes his robe and climbs in the Jacuzzi.



                                    JACK



                                Good party?



                                    DIRK



                               It was great.



                                    JACK



                      Good. You had a good time then?



                                    DIRK



                         Excellent time. Thank you.



                                    JACK



                       What this place is for, right?



                                    REED



                                   Right.



                                    JACK



                   Ahhhh . . . this feels good. Bubbles.



                      Turn those bubbles higher, Reed.



                                    DIRK



        Jack . . . I was thinking about my name . . . y'know . . . ?



                                    JACK



                                   Yeah?



                                    DIRK



                   I was wondering if you had any ideas.



                                    JACK



                 I've got a few . . . but you tell me . . .



                                    DIRK



                 Well . . . my idea was . . . y'know . . .



                    I want a name . . . I want it so it



               can cut glass . . . y'know . . . razor sharp.



                                    JACK



                                  Tell me.



                                    DIRK



                When I close my eyes . . . I see this thing,



              a sign . . . I see this name in bright blue neon



                lights with a purple outline. And this name



                 is so bright and so sharp that the sign --



          it just blows up because the name is so powerful . . . .



FLASH ON:



A BRIGHT NEON SIGN IN BLUE LETTERING, WITH A PURPLE OUTLINE:



                                DIRK DIGGLER



                                 DIRK (OC)



                          It says, "Dirk Diggler."



The NEON SIGN FLASHES, BUZZES, THEN BURSTS INTO AN ELECTRIC FLAME.



BACK TO:



51 EXT. JACUZZI - THAT MOMENT



Back to Reed and Jack. They look at Dirk.



                                    JACK



                    Heaven sent you here to this place,



                     Dirk Diggler. You've been blessed.



Dirk smiles. Reed smiles. Jack looks up and closes his eyes.



FADE OUT, CUT TO:



52 INT. JACK'S GARAGE/FILM STUDIO - DAY



. . . . The film crew sets up lights and other equipment around a small

"office" set. The crew consists of: Kurt Longjohn, Director of Photography.

Rocky, Gaffer/Grip. Little Bill, Assistant Director. Scotty J. Is working

as a utility/sound man.



Jack is sipping coffee, conferring with Kurt about lighting.



                                    JACK



                                 How close?



                               KURT LONGJOHN



                    Give me twenty to thirty. I've got a



                    couple tough shadows to deal with --



                                    JACK



                    Okay, but not too long, Kurt, right?



                 Remember, there are shadows in real life.



Little Bill approaches.



                                LITTLE BILL



                          You wanna go over this?



                                    JACK



                            Yeah. Let's . . . .



                                LITTLE BILL



                           (reading from script)



                     Okay. Set up is . . . here we go:



                1.) Amber talking to Becky about auditions.



                 They make the phone call to the agency to



                           send over some actors.



                   2.) Enter Reed to audition for Amber.



                     They go at it. Becky just watches.



                 C.) Becky goes to the bathroom to jack-off



               and is interrupted by Amber. They get into it.



                             E.) Enter Dirk --



                                 (looks up)



                            Who's Dirk Diggler?



                                    JACK



                       The kid, Eddie, from the club.



                                LITTLE BILL



                    Good name. Anyway: 4.) Dirk enters.



                     Meets with Becky. They go at it --



                                    JACK



                I wanna change that -- that should be Amber.



                   Dirk should be auditioning with Amber.



Little Bill makes a note. Jack walks over to Becky, who's sitting in a

chair, shaving her pubic hairs.



                                    JACK



                              Becky, honey --



                                   BECKY



                                   What?



                                    JACK



                     What're you doing? We're shooting



                             in twenty minutes.



                                   BECKY



                           I'm shaving my bush --



                                    JACK



                                    Now?



                                   BECKY



                      It only takes two seconds, Jack.



                                    JACK



                                Fine, fine.



Jack continues to get everyone ready.



                                    JACK



                   Alright everyone, let's go, let's go,



                    we need to shoot this first scene --



                         we need to get one off --



CUT TO:



53 INT. BEDROOM - DAY - LATER



Dirk is sitting on the edge of the bed, dressed up in a brown suit and his

hair is brushed back, parted down the middle. He paces a little, does some

deep breathing, looks over script, etc. Scotty J. enters.



                                 SCOTTY J.



                        Hey. Hi. Dirk. Dirk Diggler.



                                    DIRK



                                    Hi.



                                 SCOTTY J.



                       I'm supposed to come get you.



                        Tell you they're ready, now.



                                    DIRK



                                   Okay.



                                 SCOTTY J.



                           You look really good.



                                    DIRK



                                 Thank you.



                                 SCOTTY J.



                           You look really sexy.



                                    DIRK



                                  Thanks.



                                 SCOTTY J.



                             I like your name.



                                    DIRK



                                  You do.



                                 SCOTTY J.



                             It's really cool.



                                    DIRK



                                  Thanks.



                                 SCOTTY J.



              OK . . . well . . . whenever you're ready . . .



                          I'll see you out there.



Scotty J. exits. Dirk stands, takes a deep breath. CAMERA follows as he

exits the room and walks through the house and into --



54 INT. GARAGE/FILM SET



The crew is ready and waiting. Jack is there to greet him.



                                    JACK



                               Ready, champ?



                                    DIRK



                               Let's do this.



They walk through the scene with Amber.



                                    JACK



                  So we know the scene, we know the thing.



                    You're gonna start outside the set,



                   through that door, I'll call your name



             and action, that'll be your cue . . . come through



                the door, straight to the desk, right here,



                    boom, you and Amber do the scene --



                                    DIRK



                     Do we go straight into having sex?



                                    JACK



                              Is that alright?



                                    DIRK



                    It would be better I think, y'know,



                     so we don't break up the momentum



                              or something --



                                    JACK



                                   Amber?



                                   AMBER



                                   Good.



                                    JACK



                     So we'll just go straight through.



                                    DIRK



                                   Okay.



                               KURT LONGJOHN



                         Are we doing a rehearsal?



                                    JACK



                        Eddie, you want a rehearsal?



                                    DIRK



                     It's okay . . . I can do it . . .



                                    JACK



                                   Great.



                                    DIRK



                                   Jack?



                                    JACK



                                   Yeah?



                                    DIRK



               . . . can you . . . um . . . will you call me



                         Dirk Diggler from now on?



                                    JACK



                         Yes. I'm sorry, yeah, yes.



Jack exits. Amber and Dirk huddle in the corner a moment.



                                   AMBER



                Do you want to practice your lines with me?



                                    DIRK



                                 I know it.



                                   AMBER



                           You look great, honey.



                                    DIRK



                Does he want me to keep going until I come?



                                   AMBER



                Yeah. You just come when you're ready . . .



                                    DIRK



                            Where should I come?



                                   AMBER



                             Where do you want?



                                    DIRK



                           Wherever you tell me.



                                   AMBER



                     Come on my tits if you can, okay?



                       Just pull it out and do it on



                      my stomach and tits if you can.



                                    DIRK



                                   Yeah.



She touches her hand softly to the side of his face. (30fps)



                                   AMBER



                          Are you alright, honey?



                                    DIRK



                 This is great. I'm ready. I wanna do good.



               I wanna do this good . . . let's try and do it



                       really sexy . . . you want to?



                                   AMBER



                                   Okay.



Little Bill takes Dirk and walks him off the set, explaining things one

last time to him . . . CAMERA HOLDS ON DIRK. Little Bill walks away and

he's left standing alone a moment, waiting for his cue behind a closed

door. SILENCE. HOLD.



                                 JACK (OC)



                          and . . . action, Dirk.



CAMERA blends to SLOW MOTION (30fps) and FOLLOWS Dirk through the door and

into the set -- lights flare into CAMERA/DIRK and we focus in on Amber,

seated behind a desk. CAMERA blends back to 24fps.



KURT LONGJOHN'S 16mm CAMERA POV:



Dirk enters. A light shines straight at him. He walks into a two shot with

Amber at the desk. BEAT, THEN:



                                   AMBER



                            Hello. Are you John?



                                    DIRK



                                Yes, ma'am.



                                   AMBER



                  Your agency recommends you very highly.



                                    DIRK



                     I'm a really hard worker. You give



                    me a job and I won't disappoint you.



                                   AMBER



                      What special skills do you have?



                                    DIRK



                 Well, I spent three years in the Marines.



                    I just got back from a tour of duty.



                                   AMBER



                              You're kidding?



                                    DIRK



                    No I'm not. It got really hard being



                        surrounded by guys all day.



                                   AMBER



                  When was the last time you had a woman?



                                    DIRK



                                A long time.



                                   AMBER



                              That's terrible.



                                    DIRK



                  But I'm back now and I'm ready to pursue



                             my acting career.



                                   AMBER



                Well as you may or may not know, this is an



                 important film for me. If it's not a hit,



                 I'm gonna get kicked out of my apartment.



                        My landlord is a real jerk.



                                    DIRK



                                  Really?



                                   AMBER



                     Why don't you take your pants off?



              It's important that I get an idea of your size.



                                    DIRK



                                No problem.



Dirk starts to remove his pants . . . just before they come off we go to:



JACK AND THE REST OF THE CREW



Kurt Longjohn takes his eye away from the viewfinder for a moment. Rocky

frowns slightly. Scotty J. is in shock. Reed and Becky smile.



Amber looks from Dirk's cock to his face.



                                   AMBER



                      I think that you have the part,



                but why don't I make sure of something . . .



16mm CAMERA'S POV:



for the first time, we see Dirk's cock. It hangs about 12 inches. Amber's

hand reaches and grabs hold of it --



                                   AMBER



                           This is a giant cock.



So they go at it . . . taking each other's clothes off and climbing up on

the desk . . . OUR CAMERA is hand held, moving around, looking at the crew

filming and Dick/Amber making love . . . .



They continue for a while. Jack whispers something to Kurt, then walks over

to Dirk and Amber, quietly interrupts;



                                    JACK



                                 Guys . . .



                                    DIRK



                            Is everything cool?



                                    JACK



                     Hang in there, everything's cool,



                      I just wanna change the angle --



                            You're doin' great.



Amber looks to Dirk. They hold still;



                                   AMBER



                        You're doin' so good, Dirk.



                                    DIRK



                             Does it feel good?



Amber smiles. Jack and Kurt have set up a new angle;



                                    JACK



                Okay -- we're back, we're ready -- action --



They continue for a bit, getting faster and a little harder;



CU. DIRK AND AMBER



they're face to face. Following in sotto:



                                   AMBER



                              You're amazing.



                                    DIRK



                           You feel good, Amber.



                                   AMBER



                           Are you ready to come?



                                    DIRK



                                    Yes.



                                   AMBER



                                Come in me.



                                    DIRK



                                   What?



                                   AMBER



                          Don't worry, I'm fixed.



                          I want to come in me --



Amber and Dirk come together. HOLD. They kiss and smile.



                                    JACK



                         CUT! FUCK! YES! YES! YES!



THE CREW APPLAUDS THE PERFORMANCE. Everyone gathers around. Dirk is giving

hand shakes, high fives, etc.



CAMERA PANS over to Little Bill and Jack who step aside a moment. Following

in sotto;



                                    JACK



                              That was great.



                                LITTLE BILL



                      Yes it was. What do you want to



                      do about the come shot? We could



                go to the stock footage -- get a close up --



                                    JACK



                       It's not gonna match, we don't



                      have a cock that big on film --



Dirk hears this and turns to Jack and Little Bill.



                                    DIRK



                                   Jack?



                                    JACK



                                 Yes, Dirk?



                                    DIRK



                 I can do it again if you need a close-up.



Everyone in the room looks at Dirk. HOLD.



MUSIC CUE. CONTINUES OVER CUT AND THE FOLLOWING SCENES:



55 INT. JACK'S LIVING ROOM - NIGHT - LATER Sequence "A"



The entire cast and crew together.



ECU - CHAMPAGNE BOTTLES POP



ECU - ROLLERGIRL'S CAMERA.



she snaps POLAROIDS



ECU - DEVELOPED PICTURES



cast and crew smiling, holding thumbs up. Dirk in the middle.



CUT TO:



56 INT. RESEDA SHOE STORE - DAY



CAMERA TRACKS ALONG a row of shoes. Dirk, Reed and Scotty J. are in the

store, picking some out. Dirk falls in love with a pair of half-boots,

zip-up style --



CUT TO:



57 INT. HOT TRAXX NIGHTCLUB - NIGHT



CAMERA BEGINS ON THE SHOES, DOES A QUICK BOOM UP TO A CU. ON DIRK. He's

dancing with Rollergirl. They talk about his shoes.



QUICK DISSOLVE TO:



OVERHEAD ANGLE, JACK'S TABLE.



Jack is eating Clams on the Half Shell and talking to Amber. The Colonel is

sitting with a NEW LADY FRIEND. CAMERA begins a BOOM DOWN as Scotty J.

enters FRAME and begins talking the Colonel's ear off.



QUICK DISSOLVE TO:



ANGLE, MAURICE



CAMERA follows behind him as he shouts orders to waiters and busboys and

bouncers --



QUICK DISSOLVE TO:



ANGLE, BECKY



She's hanging out near the bathroom with a GIRLFRIEND and flirting with

some YOUNG GENT, who's a body-builder type.



QUICK DISSOLVE TO:



INSIDE THE DJ BOOTH. A couple young girls surround the DJ, who is a BLACK

MIDGET, wearing headphones, dancing and doing coke with the girls. He sets

up another RECORD on the turntable. CAMERA DOLLIES IN QUICK ON THE RECORD,

NEW MUSIC CUE.



CUT TO:



58 INT. MOTEL ROOM FILM SET - ANOTHER DAY



Cast and Crew shooting a new film with a Spanish-theme. Jack watches

Rollergirl and Dirk who are on a WATERBED. They block the scene.



                                    JACK



              What we can do is make it all one thing, right?



               You can go from being on top -- below and then



                  move and shift to the side -- pump away



                         there for a while, then --



Dirk gets on the bed with Rollergirl and tries a move.



                                    DIRK



             If she . . . Rollergirl . . . if you wrap your leg



        around . . . other one . . . your left leg . . . right . . .



                     up around my neck. And over. Good.



                     We can go right into Doggy Style.



                               KURT LONGJOHN



                 Is the movement of the waterbed a problem?



                                    DIRK



                Not at all, Kurt. Matter of fact, I dig it.



CUT TO:



59 OMITTED ** Director's Note: 2nd Unit/TBA



BURN TO:



60 INT. JACK'S HOUSE/KITCHEN - DAY



Jack is reading "Oui." Dirk, Reed and Amber listen.



                                    JACK



                  Jack Horner has found something special



                   in newcomer Dirk Diggler. It's another



             stellar, sexual standout from Horner and Company.



              Diggler delivers a performance worth a thousand



              hard-ons. His presence when dressed is powerful



                            and demanding . . .



CAMERA DOLLIES IN ON THE PAGE, TRACKS ALONG THE WORDS. CAMERA catches

glimpses of the words on the page, ". . . Diggler . . ." ". . . sexual

standout . . ." ". . . supple ass . . ." Continue w/STILL PHOTOGRAPHS from

the film.



SPLIT SCREEN TO:



61 INT. STUDIO CITY HAIR SALON - DAY



CAMERA DOLLIES DOWN THE LINE OF HAIRSTYLISTS. Dirk is getting a fluffy new

hair style. Reed stands nearby and watches;



                                 JACK (VO)



                 . . . when stripped to the bone, Diggler's



                 more eruptive than a volcano on a bad day.



                Amber Waves ripe-cherry lips do a wonderful



                  job of handling Diggler's wide load and



                Reed Rothchild's stiff biceps do a slapping



               good job with Becky Barnett's supple ass . . .



THREE-WAY SPLIT TO:



62 "A CLIP FROM THE FILM, 'SPANISH PANTALONES." (16mm)



This is filmed on the Motel Room Film Set. Reed is wearing speedos and a

sombrero. Becky is naked. He slaps her ass. Dirk is facing CAMERA, Amber is

kneeling down, covering his crotch giving him a blow job. CU. Dirk for the

money shot.



FOUR WAY SPLIT TO:



63 INT. HOT TRAXX NIGHTCLUB - NIGHT



Dirk is disco dancing with Rollergirl and Becky and Reed.



                                 JACK (VO)



              . . . but it's Diggler that remains the standout



               in this film. It's easy to predict, after only



            two films, that's Diggler's suck-cess can only grow



                            and grow and grow --



END FOUR WAY SPLIT, STAYING WITH DIRK DANCING IN THE CLUB. Dirk, Reed,

Rollergirl, Buck, Maurice and Becky begin doing a DANCE NUMBER. (Complete

w/choreographed moves, etc.)



CUT TO:



64 OMITTED



65 INT. JACK'S HOUSE/AMBER'S BEDROOM - NIGHT



Amber is on the phone. Dirk is sitting with her, holding her hand.



                                   AMBER



                      Please let me talk to him, Tom.



                      Please. I just want to say hello



              and that's all -- I'm not. I'm completely sober.



                      I'm not -- Tom -- Tom -- Tom --



Dial tone from the phone, she hangs up --



                                   AMBER



                        I don't know what to do now.



CUT TO:



66 INT. HOT TRAXX NIGHTCLUB/BACKROOM - DAY



Maurice slips a PHOTOGRAPH and a letter into an envelope and seals it up.

The VO is in Spanish, with SUB-TITLES.



                                MAURICE (VO)



                Dear brothers: I'm sending you a picture --



CUT TO:



67 INT. APARTMENT BLDG./PUERTO RICO - DAY



Maurice's two BROTHERS rip open the letter and check out a picture of

Maurice standing next to Rollergirl.



                                MAURICE (VO)



                    -- this is my girlfriend. I had sex



                    with her last night. Isn't she hot?



                    I get chicks like this every night.



CUT TO:



68 OMITTED



69 INT. KARATE STUDIO - DAY



Buck, Dirk and Reed dressed in Karate-gear, are taking lessons. Buck speaks

about the ancient history of Karate.



CUT TO:



70 INT. DEPARTMENT STORE - DAY



CAMERA TRACKS ALONG A ROW OF SUITS. Dirk picks one out, tries it on and

pays for it in cash. CAMERA then PUSHES IN through a series of QUICK

DISSOLVES on SUITS hanging individually on the wall.



CUT TO:



71 OMITTED



72 EXT. DESERT HIGHWAY - DAY



CAMERA moves with Jack's Big Van and Little Bill's Station Wagon that

follows.



CUT TO:



73 INT. JACK'S VAN - MOVING - DAY (music over into radio)



Amber is driving the van, Buck is in the passenger seat trying to figure

out why the radio isn't working and speaking;



                                    BUCK



                       If you were to open a business



                     specializing in, like, Super-Super



                    Hi-Fi Stereo Equipment -- forget it,



                    you're in the money. I mean, there's



                     no limit to the technology that's



                             comin' out now --



                                   AMBER



                                  Really?



                                    BUCK



                               That's a fact.



                                   AMBER



                      So what's wrong with this radio?



                                    BUCK



                 I think it's . . . uh . . . it's a wattage



                problem . . . yeah . . . we've got too many



                 watts per channel going into the front two



                          speaker . . . yeah . . .



IN THE BACK OF THE VAN:



Reed, Dirk and Jack are huddled, speaking intensely;



                                    JACK



                               -- what else?



                                    DIRK



                     That's it for now. I mean: I look



                     at this character Holmes has come



                    up with -- and -- look -- I just --



                                    JACK



                                  Tell me.



                                    DIRK



                I don't like to see women treated that way.



                This guy he plays, "Johnny Wad," it's always



                about slapping some girl around or whatever.



              It's not right, it's not cool and it just . . .



                isn't sexy. It isn't sexy like it should be.



                                    REED



                   We could make it more of a James Bond



                 character. This guy that's world traveled.



                                    JACK



                                I like that.



                                    DIRK



                        Reed could play my partner.



                                    JACK



                             I like this a lot.



                                    DIRK



                    We could make it really good, Jack.



                 Honestly. If you direct it . . . we could



                  make a whole series, with a whole story.



              This is exactly what we've always talked about.



                                    JACK



                           I know it. I know it.



                                    REED



                             We should do this.



                                    JACK



                  Alright. When we get back. We'll set up



                  the typewriter and we'll see what we can



                come up with. I'll talk to the Colonel when



                 we get to Vegas. But Dirk, you gotta work



                             on him too, okay?



                                    DIRK



                               Right, right.



                                    JACK



                -- if we don't put every element into this,



                        it's just not gonna work --



                                    DIRK



                                  Exactly.



                                    JACK



                        Now: What's this guy's name?



                        This character? Do you know?



                                    DIRK



                         His name is Brock Landers.



                                    REED



                   His partner's name is Chest Rockwell.



                                    JACK



                        . . . those are great names.



CUT TO:



74 OMITTED



75 INT. ALADDIN HOTEL/CASINO - BANQUET ROOM - NIGHT



The "2nd ANNUAL ADULT FILM AWARDS." Behind a small PODIUM and in front of a

packed to capacity CROWD of porn filmmakers is --



AMBER. She's about to open an envelope.



                                   AMBER



                     And the award for "Best Newcomer"



             goes to . . . Yes! My baby-boy . . . DIRK DIGGLER!



JUMP CUT TO:



COLONEL JAMES. He's on stage, rips open an envelope.



                               COLONEL JAMES



                      . . . the award for "Best Cock"



             goes to . . . Here We Go Again . . . DIRK DIGGLER.



JUMP CUT TO:



A Porn Actress, JESSIE ST. VINCENT (early 20s). She opens;



                                   JESSIE



              And The Award . . . for Best Actor Goes To . . .



                  I've seen his movies and I can't wait to



                work with him, I can't wait to get that big



                 cock in my mouth, my ass, my pussy or any



           which way he'll give it to me . . . Mr. Dirk Diggler!



The Audience Applauds wildly. Dirk, dressed in a jean outfit, makes his way

to the stage and accepts the award from Jessie. He turns to the crowd.



                                    DIRK



                Wow. I dunno what to say . . . I guess. Wow.



                 I guess the only thing I can say, is that



                 I promise to keep rocking and rolling and



               to keep making better films. It seems we make



         these movies . . . and sometimes . . . they're considered



            filthy or something by some people . . . but I don't



               think that's true. These films we make can be



        better . . . they can help . . . they really can, I mean it.



              We can always do better -- and I'll keep trying



           if you keep trying so let's keep ROCKING AND ROLLING.



AUDIENCE APPLAUDS. Jessie St. Vincent comes over and plants a deep, wet

kiss right in his mouth;



                                   JESSIE



                                You're hot.



Amber, in the audience, sees the kiss and frowns. Dirk raises the award

high above his head and does a karate move --



76 INT. ITALIAN RESTAURANT SET - DAY (16mm) Sequence "B"



TITLE CARD READS: "1978"



. . . Jessie St. Vincent walks across the restaurant to the bar. Kurt

Longjohn and his camera crew track with her. Dirk, in character with his

hair slicked, chewing on a toothpick and smoking a cigarette, wearing a

suit and sunglasses is sitting at the bar. She speaks to the Bartender

(played by Maurice).



                                   JESSIE



                       Shot of Tequila, straight up.



                                  MAURICE



                                Yes, ma'am.



                                   JESSIE



                                 (to Dirk)



                  I've been in this place twenty minutes,



                            just to get a seat.



                                    DIRK



                                 You alone?



                                   JESSIE



                    Yeah. Just visiting L.A. Some people



                 told me the food in here was really good.



                                    DIRK



                   Good. No, it's not good. It's probably



                   the BEST place to eat in Los Angeles.



                              It's excellen