NATURAL BORN KILLERS
WAYNE
Obviously they made the first move.
NORMAN
Unfortunately, yes.
SIMON
But you see, that's okay, Wayne.
WAYNE
Why?
SIMON
They passed the 'edge' along to us, Wayne.
WAYNE
How so?
SIMON
By taking away our legs. Now we have to fight
harder to get ahead than anyone else in the
gym. Probably the whole city. They gave us
the fighting spirit. Before this happened I
was content. Now I'm pissed off. Now I'm half
a man and I've got to work like the devil to
get whole again.
WAYNE
But you'll never be whole again.
SIMON
Never is a very long time, Wayne. A word only
the weak use. I'm not a sore loser. Even if I
don't have a leg to stand on, I'm going to get
up and fight this world until I'm on top again.
NORMAN
That's the Mickey and Mallory way.
SIMON
And that's the way of the world.
NORMAN
They're just shocking the world into
remembering the primal law.
SIMON
Survival of the fittest.
WAYNE
One last question, boys. Usually Mickey and
Mallory kill all their victims except for the
lucky one. How come they let you two survive?
The brothers pause, turn to Wayne.
NORMAN
They had us hogtied down during one of their
house-raids, and they were taking chainsaws to
our legs before they were gonna kill us.
FLASHBACK - INT. HUN BROTHERS' HOUSE - NIGHT
MICKEY and MLLLORY are carving the BROTHERS up with chainsaws --
hidden in shadows. A demonic humor to the scene.
BACK TO SIMON. The sound of the CHAINSAW echoes over:
SIMON
Just for fun, I guess.
NORMAN
And then Mallory stops Mickey and says, "Hey,
these are the Brothers."
SIMON
Mickey stops sawin' on my leg and says, "Oh my
God, I'm your biggest fan."
FLASHBACK -- Micky's look of genuine admiration as he stops
the sawing.
NORMAN
Apparently, they've seen all our films.
SIMON
They were especially influenced by "Conquering
Huns of Neptune."
NORMAN
So Mallory calls 911 and they took off.
SIMON
They actually apologized.
CUT TO:
ON TV
EXT. COURTHOUSE - DAY
WAYNE standing outside the deserted COURTROOM.
WAYNE TV
...The couple proved so popular, a motion
picture glamorizing their exploits is now in
the works with Bruce Willis and Demi Moore and
Brad Pitt starring...and even MTV got into the
act with the new hot single, debuting at number
32 in the charts and climbing now to
#3... "Murder Me!"
MUSIC pumps in (possible L7's "Shitlist" or Pearl Jam's "Alive")
MTV MONTAGE
TO BE DETERMINED, in conjunction with the Clip/Song (that could
be titled "The Ballad of Mickey and Mallory" or "Natural Born
Killers.") In this spoof, we see a VIDEO MICKEY and a VIDEO
MALLORY -- they dance, they kill, they kiss. Moody atmospheric
lighting.
AD LIBS to be determined.
During this, WAYNE is on the phone in a corner with his WIFE.
WAYNE (softly)
...look honey, I don't know what you think you
found...but it isn't what you think it
is...There is no Mai Ly -- that's a restaurant!
What do you mean going through my drawers?...
(firmly)
Look we'll discuss this later. Put Jimmy on.
I'll be home late...About ten. I got network
to see tonight...I'll tell you later but it
means big bucks. Yeah! Put Jimmy on...
(pause, his son comes on)
...hi Jimmy, it's your Pop! Yeah so, you going to
Judo? When...Oh I thought that was today...how
was school?...Oh next time, you kick his ass.
Daddy'll show you...Daddy loves you very much.
(gooing and kissing sounds)
ON THE TV:
WAYNE outside the COURTROOM (PRESENT). The MUSIC gathering like
an ominous cloud.
WAYNE TV
Unfortunately, the story didn't end with their
capture. It just became more surreal. Their
subsequent trial turned into a sick circus...
JUMP TO:
FILE FOOTAGE (Mickey's Trial): -- grainy large CROWD
circling the courthouse, a very mixed bag.
WAYNE TV (V.O.)
As spectators, reporters, law students,
tourists, gawkers, the devoted and the demented
were drawn to the Illinois courthouse like
moths to a flame. The Mickey and Mallory Knox
murder trial was such an event that it made the
crime spree that preceded it pale by
comparison. The nation caught Mickey and
Mallory fire.
CUT TO:
CLOSE UP -- an INTENSE COP in the CROWD outside the COURTHOUSE.
WAYNE interviewing him live (FILE FOOTAGE)
INTENSE COP
(referring to crowd behind him)
And these assholes (BLEEP) are making heroes
out of this scum sandwich. You wanna know who
a hero is? You wanna know? I'll tell ya who a
Goddamn hero is. Mike Griffin. Mike fuckin'
(BLEEP) Griffin is who these misguided assholes
(BLEEP) should be revering. You know why Mike
Jerome Griffin is a hero? I'll tell ya why.
Because he was killed in the line of duty. Do
you want to know how he died?
WAYNE
Yes.
INTENSE COP
I'll tell you. Mike Jerome Griffin was killed
in the line of duty by these two scum-sucking
(BLEEP) degenerate douche bags! (BLEEP BLEEP)
CUT TO:
EXTERIOR COURTROOM (PRESENT) - DAY
WAYNE walking, into camera, looking back at the courthouse. The
location is desolate.
WAYNE TV
The very first thing that was strange was the
decision of Mickey's to act as his own counsel.
Now this in itself is not unheard of; for
instance, Ted Bundy acted as his own counsel as
well. What was unexpected was how spectacular
Mickey's performance would be.
INT. JUDGE'S DEN - DAY
WAYNE interviews JUDGE BERT STEINSMA in his courtroom office.
WAYNE TV (V.O.)
We spoke with Burt Steinsma, who was the
presiding judge during the Knox trial...
JUDGE STEINSMA TV
When he said that I got a headache that
lasted five days. But I breathed a sigh of
relief when Mickey showed up and he was very
prepared, and proved to be an excellent amateur
lawyer.
INT. WANDA BISBING'S OFFICE - DAY
WAYNE interviews state prosecutor WANDA BISBING, a stern woman in
her forties.
WAYNE TV (V.O.)
However, this opinion is not shared by the
state's prosecutor on the case, Wanda Bisbing.
BISBING TV
Oh that's rich. Considering that Mickey Knox turned his
court into a mockery and personally made him look like a
fool, I'd say that's very benevolent of Judge Steinsma.
As far as Mickey being an excellent lawyer, maybe I'm old
fashioned but when I went to law school, we were taught
the object was to win the case, which I did.
INT. TELEVISION STATION - DAY
WAYNE is back on the phone, very secretive.
WAYNE
...something wrong? What?...she's not onto it,
no. You're paranoid. Look...Mai Ly, Mai Ly!
Just don't put anything on paper -- ever...I
gotta see you...tonight!...I got the watch, it's
the Ebell...don't worry -- it's got 3
carots...all right 10 o'clock!
ON THE TV
WAYNE TV
...but of course the twist to the tale
is...Grace Mulbery.
FRONT PAGE NEWSPAPER HEADLINES read: "MICKY AND MALLORY KILL SIX
TEENS DURING SLUMBER PARTY!" In smaller bolder face under it:
"One Teen Escapes Killer's Clutches." On the front page is a
PHOTO of the teen who escaped. It's seventeen-vear old GRACE
MULBERRY. CAMERA moves into a CU of the photo.
WAYNE TV (V.O.)
Of the six teens murdered that night, seventeen-
year old Grace Mulberry was the lucky one left
to tell the tale. This haunted young lady
summoned up the courage to take the stand, and
tell what she saw that horrible night -- and
then allowed herself to be cross-examined by
the man who killed her brother and girlfriends.
EXT. COURTHOUSE - (MICKEY'S TRIAL) - DAY
As it was then. A circus.
GRACE, her FATHER and BISBING emerge from the sedan in front of
the COURTHOUSE and start up the steps. Microphones and cameras
are thrust in their faces.
Grace is afraid to face the crowd. Her head darts in the
direction of each question, but she doesn't answer.
FEMALE ORIENTAL REPORTER
Miss Mulberry! How does it feel to be the only
survivor of Mickey and Mallory's reign of
terror?
FAT MALE REPORTER
Miss Mulberry! Has the experience marked you!
WAYNE
How do you feel about Mickey cross-examining
you?
Grace and her Father shove their way through the crowd. We hear
the cry of:
VOICE (O.S.)
Mickey and Mallory!
CAMERA whips towards the bottom the steps as MICKEY and MALLORY
step out of the van, in chains. The REPORTERS race down the
stairs. The FANS go apeshit. As they are led up the stairs by
SHERIFF DEPUTIES.
REPORTER 3
Mickey, how do you feel about cross-examining
Grace Mulberry?
MICKEY
I'm keen with anticipation.
FEMALE ORIENTAL REPORTER
What do you think of this turnout Mallory?
MALLORY
I never had so much fun.
WAYNE -- a year younger -- is there alongside Mickey and Mallory
BLACK REPORTER
What's your favorite pastime?
MICKEY
You mean aside from what I'm being tried for?
(Mallory elbows him in the ribs playfully) Oh
I'd say watching TV.
The REPORTERS in unison:
REPORTERS
What's your favorite show?
MICKEY
"Have Gun Will Travel."
WAYNE
Do you have any regrets Mickey?
MICKEY
Yeah, I always regretted we never got around to
looking up my old history teacher, Miss
Bainbridge. Now there's a big bad bitch not
good for herself or nobody else.
WAYNE
But if you had to do it all over again, would
you do anything different?
(swinging the mike to Mallory; CAMERA following)
MALLORY
Yeah, I'd kill the jury.
CUTE REPORTER 4
Do you have anything to say to your fans!
MICKEY
(looking into CAMERA; big smile)
You ain't seen nothin' yet.
EXT. COURTHOUSE (PRESENT) - DAY
WAYNE by himself on the courthouse steps, to CAMERA:
WAYNE TV
No, apparently not. Grace Mulberry gave her
tearful testimony. Then it came time for
Mickey Knox's cross-examination.
INT. WANDA BISBING OFFICE - DAY
BISBING TV
Grace was terrified of Mickey. You have to
understand most of their victims were normal
people with normal lives that nothing out of
the ordinary ever happens to.
CUT TO:
INSERTS -- COURT SKETCH shows Bisbing standing at the bench in
front of Judge Steinsma with Grace on the stand. Mickey sits
with Mallory at the defense table.


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