Quentin Tarantino's

Quentin Tarantino's   

RESERVOIR  DOGS

This movie is dedicated to these following sources of

inspiration:

TIMOTHY CAREY

ROGER CORMAN

ANDRE DeTOTH

CHOW YUEN FAT

JEAN LUC GODDARD

JEAN PIERRE MELVILLE

LAWRENCE TIERNEY

LIONEL WHITE

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RESERVOIR DOGS

1 INT. UNCLE BOB'S PANCAKE HOUSE - MORNING

Eight men dressed in BLACK SUITS, sit around a table at a

breakfast cafe. They are MR. WHITE, MR. PINK, MR. BLUE,

MR. BLONDE, MR. ORANGE, MR. BROWN, NICE GUY EDDIE CABOT,

and the big boss, JOE CABOT. Most are finished eating and

are enjoying coffee and conversation. Joe flips through a

small address book. Mr. Pink is telling a long and

involved story about Madonna.

MR. PINK

"Like a Virgin" is all about a

girl who digs a guy with a big

dick. The whole song is a

metaphor for big dicks.

MR. BLUE

No it's not. It's about a girl

who is very vulnerable and she's

been fucked over a few times.

Then she meets some guy who's

really sensitive--

MR. PINK

--Whoa...whoa...time out Greenbay.

Tell that bullshit to the

tourists.

JOE

(looking through his

address book)

Toby...who the fuck is Toby?

Toby...Toby...think...think...

think...

MR. PINK

It's not about a nice girl who

meets a sensitive boy. Now

granted that's what "True Blue" is

about, no argument about that.

MR. ORANGE

Which one is "True Blue?"

NICE GUY EDDIE

You don't remember "True Blue?"

That was a big ass hit for

Madonna. Shit, I don't even

follow this Tops In Pops shit, and

I've at least heard of "True

Blue."

MR. ORANGE

Look, asshole, I didn't say I

ain't heard of it. All I asked

was how does it go? Excuse me

for not being the world's biggest

Madonna fan.

MR. BROWN

I hate Madonna.

MR. BLUE

I like her early stuff. You know,

"Lucky Star," "Borderline" - but

once she got into her "Papa Don't

Preach" phase, I don't know, I

tuned out.

MR. PINK

Hey, fuck all that, I'm

making a point here. You're gonna

make me lose my train

of thought.

JOE

Oh fuck, Toby's that little china

girl.

MR. WHITE

What's that?

JOE

I found this old address book in a

jacket I ain't worn in a coon's

age. Toby what? What the fuck

was her last name?

MR. PINK

Where was I?

MR. ORANGE

You said "True Blue" was about a

nice girl who finds a sensitive

fella. But "Like a Virgin" was a

metaphor for big dicks.

MR. PINK

Let me tell ya what "Like a

Virgin"'s about. It's about some

cooze who's a regular fuck

machine.

I mean all the time, morning, day,

night, afternoon, dick, dick,

dick, dick, dick,

dick, dick, dick, dick, dick,

dick.

MR. BLUE

How many dicks was that?

MR. WHITE

A lot.

MR. PINK

Then one day she meets a John

Holmes motherfucker, and it's

like, whoa baby. This mother

fucker's like Charles Bronson in

"The Great Escape." He's diggin

tunnels. Now she's gettin this

serious dick action, she's feelin

something she ain't felt since

forever. Pain.

JOE

Chew? Toby Chew? No.

MR. PINK

It hurts. It hurts her. It

shouldn't hurt. Her pussy should

be Bubble-Yum by now. But when

this cat fucks her, it hurts. It

hurts like the first time. The

pain is reminding a fuck machine

what is was like to be a virgin.

Hence, "Like a Virgin."

The fellas crack up.

JOE

Wong?

MR. PINK

Fuck you, wrong. I'm right! What

the fuck do you know about it

anyway? You're still listening to

Jerry-fucking-Vale.

JOE

Not wrong, dumb ass, Wong! You

know, like the Chinese name?

Mr. White snatches the address book from Joe's hand. They

fight, but they're not really mad at each other.

MR. WHITE

Give me this fucking thing.

JOE

What the fuck do you think you're

doin? Give me my book back!

MR. WHITE

I'm sick of fuckin hearin it Joe,

I'll give it back when we leave.

JOE

Whaddaya mean, give it to me when

we leave, give it back now.

MR. WHITE

For the past fifteen minutes now,

you've just been droning on with

names. "Toby...Toby...Toby...

Toby Wong...Toby Wong...Toby

Chung...fuckin Charlie Chan." I

got Madonna's big dick outta my

right ear, and Toby Jap I-don't-

know-what, outta my left.

JOE

What do you care?

MR. WHITE

When you're annoying as hell, I

care a lot.

JOE

Give me my book.

MR. WHITE

You gonna put it away?

JOE

I'm gonna do whatever I wanna do

with it.

MR. WHITE

Well, then, I'm afraid I'm gonna

have to keep it.

MR. BLONDE

Joe, you want me to shoot him for

you?

MR. WHITE

Shit, you shoot me in a dream, you

better wake up and apologize.

NICE GUY EDDIE

Have you guys been listening to K-

BILLY's super sounds of the

seventies weekend?

MR. PINK

Yeah, it's fuckin great isn't it?

NICE GUY EDDIE

Can you believe the songs they

been playin?

MR. PINK

No, I can't. You know what I

heard the other day? "Heartbeat -

It's Lovebeat," by little Tony

DeFranco and the DeFranco Family.

I haven't heard that since I was

in fifth fuckin grade.